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The story of my life told through idiotic tweets. ~

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Oh, 🪱?

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What weighs more

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Pokemon cards smell like IPAs

[Awesomust @awesomust]

Aaaaaaand THERE you go. What we all knew this was about. Like every authoritarian surveillance dystopia, it’s not about behavior or crime, but opposition to tyranny

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Just pd twice

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I hate x the everything app

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My husband made it for me

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"This fuckin guy" has gotta be a top 3 sentence

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And what if I just had coleslaw for dinner? #white

[davey @justdaveyjustin]

Breathing in hefty lungfuls of smoke as I get explosive diarrhea from salad, the sky turns apocalyptic orange while oil companies drill in protected lands, screwworms are eating cattle alive and the president just paid $6 million for rape. And I’m also able to bet on all of it!

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Looks like a breaking bad episode outside #airpoglution

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Heat lightning going crazy tn #hogfeed

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Going to start using this like google

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Twitter

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If the rizzlers happy I'm happy

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Drunk eggrolls gotta be better than drunk sex because WOW

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Darth maul, where does he get his sneakers

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Making a bold play and showering before tomorrow's prerelease event

[SONAR EVENT @sonarevent_]

Patient zeros when they see an airport

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I'm about to feel insane