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So is it the Jacksonville Tiger or the Clemson Jaguars? Asking for a friend #NFL

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Humans to wet concrete are like moths to the flame.

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@PhillipBledsoe4 Whomp whomp 😂

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Having an appointment before 9am and they don’t allow you to have coffee in the lobby should be a misdemeanor at least. #coffee #doctorsoffice

[Josh Potter @J_Potter]

Jeep wins for most performative idiot ‘Merica commercial yet. Yuck. Mahomes should feel better about his performance after that whiff. Jeep, what the fuck 😂

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Man we’ve come too far as a nation to let an Arian win the Super Bowl #SuperBowl

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I use to daydream about beer and boobs now I daydream about my 3 year old coloring quietly for 30 minutes with the paper I gave her. #adulting #parenting

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@barstoolsports is right #mattlafleur is a #coward

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@tomsegura You Juan the game

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Cocks beat the cucks #gocoastal #coastalcarolina

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@PhillipBledsoe4 @KillgoreMagz @itsflannel_ @Tfirm2 Merry Christmas beautiful people! Stay safe and enjoy yourselves

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

#FeelGoodTweetOfTheDay 😍

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Surprise surprise the #BigTen changed their minds...

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Is this a pirate trash can?

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Finally a cold snap. Mosquitoes are dying by the millions... only bright spot of #2020

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@ShibumiShade best beach shade made! #topsailbeach never looked better!

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If #TigerKing has taught me anything, it’s don’t trust people with blonde hair

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And to think, 2 months ago I was getting yelled at for using a plastic straw. #coronavirus

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@NCAA if no one see you win the tournament, did you really win? Asking for a future champion #NCAATournament #nofans #CoronaOutbreak

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Wait wait wait I don’t have to hear about the pats or the ravens for the rest of the playoffs??? Dream come true... thx @HoustonTexans and @Titans