Clam Toncy

Vapid Response Director, Meat Robot, Armchair Sitter

[Will 🦥 Menaker @willmenaker]

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All Ironside-heads sound off before continuing further.

[Clam Toncy @doublecyouc]

I like the new name of this place because I extremely enjoy stupid things that lack any creativity

[Clam Toncy @doublecyouc]

We will substitute gravitas for a believable hair growth mechanism (vis-a-vis a video game).

[Clam Toncy @doublecyouc]

It's a cruise, where ppl impt to you watch you drink bourbon and cry when Arthur's horse dies

[Clam Toncy @doublecyouc]

You take off your hat when No Scrubs comes on that PA

[John Hinckley @JohnHinckley20]

Listen to “In the Aeroplane Over the Sea” by Neutral Milk Hotel. It’s my favorite album.

[Clam Toncy @doublecyouc]

Sometimes just love everything

[Every Goodfellas Second @everygoodfella]

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[Clam Toncy @doublecyouc]

RT @lawindsor: Watching TN lege. R's are stuck in a bind:
1. R's say 3 should be expelled bc they broke House rules by joining gun protest…

[Harrison Greenbaum @harrisoncomedy]

How I feel about drag bans.

[The Hoarse Whisperer @TheRealHoarse]

If you want to find a pedophile, just go up to any drag queen.

And use her phone to google "youth pastors near me".

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

Everyone in America should see this video and be very concerned about all of it

[Clam Toncy @doublecyouc]

We live in a post-Jodeci society, the apocalypse that you didn't expect but deserved

[Clam Toncy @doublecyouc]

Ooh ooh, do a gate next! https://t.co/UK7fJn0oME

[Alamo Drafthouse NYC @AlamoNYC]

Scientists at Princeton University have reconstructed this 3D model of how Adam, the first human being created by God, might have looked

[Mandy Patinkin @PatinkinMandy]

Anybody want a peanut!?

[John-Michael Bond @BondJohnBond]

CM Punk

[Japanese Breakfast @Jbrekkie]

British media is really something else 😂

[Clam Toncy @doublecyouc]

So do Christians think it's alright to lie to non-Christians? I didn't read their whole book but it seems like that would've been a super cool fringe benefit

[Clam Toncy @doublecyouc]

Meanwhile joe rogan is still on Spotify