Del

BLM | she-her-hers

[Del @doubleddelaney]

I really thought when I told people I had c*ncer, a few boys would be like “omg I’ve loved you for years” since time is short but..... silence

[Del @doubleddelaney]

Only 651 more days until Shrek 5 is released

[Del @doubleddelaney]

@grande_land Happy bday cap BADDIE

[Del @doubleddelaney]

@jwmtalley If this didn’t turn around by the end, the beef was about to be medium rare…

[Del @doubleddelaney]

@GetMerty Blimps

[Del @doubleddelaney]

@GetMerty @nicetommycha all year round

[Del @doubleddelaney]

When my high schoolers roast me

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

when someone insults me but it’s actually a pretty creative one that i’ve never heard before

[Jewish Voice for Peace @jvplive]

⚠️ HAPPENING NOW AT NYC'S GRAND CENTRAL STATION: THOUSANDS OF JEWS AND ALLIES HOLD AN EMERGENCY SIT-IN, DEMANDING A CEASEFIRE IN GAZA. WE'RE TAKING OVER THE GRAND CONCOURSE. WE'RE REFUSING TO ALLOW A GENOCIDE BE CARRIED OUT IN OUR NAMES. CEASEFIRE NOW! NEVER AGAIN FOR ANYONE! ⚠️

[Del @doubleddelaney]

A WHOLE OTHER SECOND STUDENT TRIED TO CONVERT ME TO JEHOVAH’S TODAY. WHY DO I GIVE THE VIBE TO TEENS THAT I CAN BE CONVINCED TO TAKE ON A NEW RELIGION LMAOOO

[Del @doubleddelaney]

Having a student trying to convert me to Jehovah’s Witness was NOT on my 2023 bingo card 😭😭😭

[Del @doubleddelaney]

@Phillies my high school students are screwed tomorrow

[Del @doubleddelaney]

Him: you’d better not be a cunty Philly Phanatic when i get there

Me:

[Del @doubleddelaney]

@grande_land 1985… such a good pick…

[Del @doubleddelaney]

@marguerite_ck I’ve been subtweeted!!!!

[Del @doubleddelaney]

@crpfan_ Was literally gonna reply to my tweet and @ you

[Del @doubleddelaney]

Legit have always been a joe girl. Embarrassed for nick girls

[v 🧚🏼‍♀️ @abitcolder]

i need him in a way that will put feminism back 100 years

[Del @doubleddelaney]

@derektbh_ Ok but I saw Ariana Grande and Big Sean at Newark once so maybe you’ll have a similar experience

[Del @doubleddelaney]

@jwmtalley I’m absolutely with you

[Del @doubleddelaney]

new Fuck Marry Kill just dropped

[Del @doubleddelaney]

@crpfan_ Ok the cheetah girls one is SO real