sam

thirties. yorkshire. missing enough to feel all right. she/her.

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

re-reading the email I sent just to admire my own professionalism

[Adam Aaronson @aaaronson]

This show is huge for fans of people with a double letter in their last name

[IntellectualDorkWeb @Intel_Dork]

😏

[Christo Geoghegan @christo_tweets]

Now why was Charlize in a full Rita Ora for Primark get up in The Odyssey?!

[Sesame Street @sesamestreet]

Today is your day!

[Nuella 💕🎀🌸 @dfw_ella_]

Odysseus when he saw his men around that BBQ

[Josh Carr @ Knew Kid Media @joshryancarr]

Please watch this purely to experience how many production company logos pop up at the start

When I saw it at screen unseen the whole cinema was laughing and we thought it was a bit

However many you think it is, it’s more

[Hello, This is Ivan @hellothisisivan]

This looks like one of Wile E Coyote’s Road Runner traps but for gays

[metaphor man @shitbiscuit]

[Optimus Prime cracking his 18th beer of the night] Autobots… fuck marry kill: school bus, ambulance, fire truck

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

keeping a running list of questions about the Singles Can Only Have Sex 1 Night a Year Movie

[josh @joshypooper]

did you hear about the guy who dunked his balls in glitter? pretty nuts

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

tony soprano summer (making no progress in therapy, eating ice cream sundaes, staring forlornly at swimming pools, watching old movies)

[Mikey Smith @mikeysmith]

Keir Starmer posted this absolutely batshit video on his official TikTok page. I'm still oscillating between baffled and delighted.

[Sam Herbst @smhrbst]

I’m sure a big part of this movie is going to be not knowing when she’s nice mommy or mean mommy, but they should have cast Bryce Dallas Howard to play nice mommy and Chastain as mean mommy and played it totally straight

[A24 @A24]

Hark!

[zae @itszaeok]

no bc imagine sitting inside the trojan horse and you get a case of the giggles omfg

[cas🐧 @campbelIbain]

the true generational divide is how you deadname a stadium/arena

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

i can phil it collins in the air tonight

[BE_KIND_REWIND_ @TapedMemory]

Odysseus watching everyone fuck TROY all the way up.