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SWE | 隣人を愛せ

[granola @doublegranola]

@CollinRugg 😂😂😂😂😂

[granola @doublegranola]

@calotonterias makes sense

[granola @doublegranola]

@PopBase @YorkshireWP based

[granola @doublegranola]

@alisquared688 how do u stick to ur daily goal pattern, is posting to x helping u with it mostly or is it an accountability buddy or some such

[granola @doublegranola]

@gdelujo unc got game

[granola @doublegranola]

southeast oomfs stay safe this weekend

[granola @doublegranola]

@plutotfolie BANGER

[em @emweener]

sometimes your friend will spam you on reels w straight coal but you still like it because his girl left him and he’s buns at the game so he lowkey needs it right now

[granola @doublegranola]

@gdelujo who told u about unc pussy

[granola @doublegranola]

@zekramu @usr_bin_roygbiv 😭

[zek @zekramu]

we have agi level computer use models and people are still filling out job applications manually? and then wonder why it seems like there’s no jobs?

“there’s so many ghost jobs it drains my time”

buddy. fight fire with fire. its 2026 not the stone ages.

[granola @doublegranola]

dm this guy if LF job

[Ynyr @Sleepy_RC]

DM me, I built a “Jobcannon” for personal use that could be a Godsend for all our disaffected young Patriots - I have refrained from releasing it publicly to keep it out of the hands of the invading hordes, but if we could find a way to make sure it only goes to Americans of good character I’ll make some tweaks to generalize it beyond my own info and we can get it in their hands, runs locally on desktop and they can use their existing AI subscriptions, will do it for free for my countrymen

[granola @doublegranola]

@Sleepy_RC @ThomBrady5 based

[Vittorio Distefano @BlackOpsREPL]

@vineerpasam It's not software engineer vs. non-tech, it's poor vs rich :P

[granola @doublegranola]

@CurbyourD67911 @BlackOpsREPL @vineerpasam no lol he was a graphic designer

[granola @doublegranola]

@TheCartelDel who the hell watching ts

[♻️ @bigdog1080]

the world really is over lmao

[granola @doublegranola]

@airkatakana ragebait?

[granola @doublegranola]

@airkatakana huh lol

[akano @princessakano]

ATTENTION ALL SLUTTY SYSADMINS 👩‍💻🥵 AND HACKER HOES 👨‍💻💦‼️

October isn't just for spooky season 🎃👻... it's officially C.U.M. 💦 (Cybersecurity Unawareness Month) 💻😈‼️

That's right, we are dropping our firewalls 🧱🔥 and leaving our backdoors WIDE OPEN 🍑🔓 for some deep, rigorous 😩 penetration testing 🍆🔍‼️ Forget about VPNs 📱🤫, we are going completely unprotected 🚫🛡️ and letting all the nasty malware in 🐛🦠🥵. Are your hard drives 💾 REALLY hard 🪨💥, or are you still working with a floppy disk 💾🥀⁉️

Pop on your cat-ear headphones 🎧🐱 and blast that UwU-Underground 🎶💖 because it's time to get our mainframes HACKED 💻🤯. Let those heavy bassline zero-days 💥🎵 bypass your anti-virus 🛡️❌ and completely DDOS (Dirty Down Operating System) 🖥️🍆 your entire network 🌐😵‍💫‼️ Don't even try to quarantine 🛑📦 this trojan 🐴💦, just let UwU-Underground drop the hardest beats 🎧🔥 and inject 💉😩 their malicious payload 💣💦 right into your cloud storage ☁️🤤.

Send this to 🔟 of your sluttiest cyber-freaks 🥺🔗‼️

If you get 0️⃣ back... your router is completely dry 🕸️️😭❌
If you get 5️⃣ back... someone is brute-forcing your backdoor tonight 🔑🥵💥
If you get 🔟 back... you are the absolute baddest C.U.M. server 💦🖥️ on the local area network 🌐👑😩‼️

Stay HORNY and stay UNAWARE 🧠🚫💦💻✨