Brittany Stevens

[Brittany Stevens @doubleho87]

@ArringtonMuse or "Thanks" "That's sweet"

[Brittany Stevens @doubleho87]

So happy I get to celebrate Mother's Day because I have my perfect son. I love Colton so much! http://t.co/swxAxeGkCd

[Brittany Stevens @doubleho87]

"I don't care if the iPhone 15 is out when I have a kid. Their first phone is gonna be a flip phone so they know the struggle." @maymay12

[Brittany Stevens @doubleho87]

My sweet baby mama is having a girl! We're gonna be in-laws!!! @clmcgee7 @alexabell10 @amber_sykes @kcassidy10 @LainsterB @Tru_Gritz

[Brittany Stevens @doubleho87]

Happy birthday AROD!!! Don't do anything I wouldn't do! @alexabell10 http://t.co/aAdcHLXc2A

[Brittany Stevens @doubleho87]

I thought of you today. I also threw up in my mouth a little. I'm sure it was just a coincidence. @clmcgee7 @amber_sykes @maymay12

[Speak Comedy @SpeakComedy]

Age 4: "I love Mommy" Age 16: "I HATE HER" Age 20: "Mom was right" Age 57: "I wish my mom was still here". #RT this if you love your Mom.

[Brittany Stevens @doubleho87]

"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize u were an expert on my life & how I should live it. Please continue while I take notes." @clmcgee7

[Brittany Stevens @doubleho87]

"@BadAdviceSteve: Wearing a clown costume and chasing a girl will show her you are funny and athletic." @clmcgee7

[Brittany Stevens @doubleho87]

"There is no sexy way to run with a backpack, it's more of weird gallop that causes the bag to furiously hump your back" @maymay12

[Brittany Stevens @doubleho87]

"@VeryRudeTweets: I really just want Morgan Freeman to read me bedtime stories." @Tru_Gritz

[Brittany Stevens @doubleho87]

"@VeryRudeTweets: Excuse me miss, you've got a little bit of face on your makeup there." @maymay12 dying

[Brittany Stevens @doubleho87]

"@VeryRudeTweets: Me? Sarcastic? Never." @Tru_Gritz @ArringtonMuse @LainsterB @clmcgee7

[Brittany Stevens @doubleho87]

"@VeryRudeTweets: I wish I had a dollar for every dollar I don't have." @clmcgee7 @amber_sykes

[Brittany Stevens @doubleho87]

"@VeryRudeTweets: Two things a girl wants: 1) Lose weight. 2) Eat." @maymay12 @amber_sykes

[Brittany Stevens @doubleho87]

"@Laughbook: Why fall in love when you can just fall asleep?" @maymay12 @amber_sykes @ArringtonMuse

[Brittany Stevens @doubleho87]

"@FactsHilarious: I am hungry 25 hours a day." @clmcgee7

[Brittany Stevens @doubleho87]

@ArringtonMuse @TheFactsBook @alexabell10 @LandryBoyette hmmmmm #careerwoman

[Brittany Stevens @doubleho87]

"@DaneCook: UPDATE: Shit was about to get real but it's being rescheduled due to exhaustion." @Tru_Gritz

[Brittany Stevens @doubleho87]

"@CourageQueens: Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.” #Courage" @Tru_Gritz