agent E double g

Double Egg, rank X, and the coolest squidkid in the game, squiddo~! NO I DON’T TAKE CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM SHUT uP-

[agent E double g @doublehuevo]

“
𝐻𝐴𝐻! 𝑇ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑐𝑎𝑛’𝑡 𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑛 𝑐 𝑜 𝑢 𝑛 𝑡 𝑎𝑠 𝑘𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡𝑖𝑚𝑒!
“

❤️
💙
❤️Indie! Take on Double Egg💙
💙 #SplatoonRp || #CoroikaRP
[!!] more info below [!!]

[agent E double g @doublehuevo]

That’s his brother you horse’s ass :(

/lh ofc get ur protein u pale ass punk

[agent E double g @doublehuevo]

“I wasn’t planning on a response-“

[agent E double g @doublehuevo]

“...-uh-“

[𝙑𝙄𝙉𝙏𝘼𝙂𝙀— ✘ ̖́- @x4Vin]

“ What. “

[agent E double g @doublehuevo]

“Heey, Vintage~”

[agent E double g @doublehuevo]

(( wait I thought this was my main account my bad

[agent E double g @doublehuevo]

HOLY SHIT!!! PREGNANT PEOPLE REAL??!??!!???!??!!

[agent E double g @doublehuevo]

(( do I have any rp threads I need to reply to and just didn’t see? Pls at me if I have any open threads!

[agent E double g @doublehuevo]

@AngryPipeLady “No doubles”

[agent E double g @doublehuevo]

“My sexuality is being mean, coldhearted, and angry.”

[agent E double g @doublehuevo]

@HappyBobble “Bear traps look metal as fuck so I’ll take that”

[agent E double g @doublehuevo]

“UuUrgH! I’m mad but I don’t know wHy so I’m gonna go stomp around until I find a valid reason to be mad-“

[agent E double g @doublehuevo]

@HappyBobble “I hope you go bald and look like calliou”

[agent E double g @doublehuevo]

“I just snarled at someone for walking past me because I don’t want people to ever think it’s safe to be around me Ever”

[agent E double g @doublehuevo]

I'm not done, I'll write more soon but i gotta go feed my bird. Once im done it's fuckin over for you people

[agent E double g @doublehuevo]

This is a thread of people that i hate slightly more than the average amount of people that i hate, which is everyone. Don't comment on this or I'll rip your eyes out. Just retweet if something doesn't tickle your dumb fancy

[agent E double g @doublehuevo]

7. Aviators

He's like the living embodiment of 'are you winnin, son?' And i hate him. Nice people make me SICK