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[Thomas @Owishemwe]

Instead of sending cryptic messages on your statuses and posts why don’t you just talk to the person directly.

[LuziraBoy🇨🇩 @ZenjiSimon]

Dating a Bebe who is feared at her home is so funny,😂😂😂😂because who yall scared of? This little miss can’t open the jar without almost crying???😂😂😂fraud dictator

[𓄿 @1080pLou]

Celibacy Day 0.

[Ahmad Chamseddine @Achamsedine]

Cet automne, pour la première fois depuis 250 ans, ma famille ne récoltera pas d'olives au Liban.

Nos 600 oliviers ont été arrachés du sol par l'armée israélienne, racines comprises, et emportés. Les plus vieux avaient 500 ans !

Cette terre, mon grand-père la tenait de son arrière-grand-père. En deux siècles et demi, ma famille a acheté de la terre. Elle n'en a jamais vendu un mètre, pas un seul jour. Chez nous, on ne construit pas sur la terre. On y plante. Ces arbres ont survécu à plusieurs guerres. Ils ont survécu à tout.

Regardez les deux photos. À gauche, notre terre le 25 juin, la veille de la signature de l'accord entre le Liban et Israël. À droite, la même terre le 20 juillet.

Il ne reste rien. Et c’est justement ça, la preuve. Un incendie laisse des troncs noirs debout. Une frappe laisse des cratères. Ici, pas un tronc calciné, pas une souche, pas un débris. Une terre nue, raclée, griffée par les chenilles des engins. Déterrer un olivier de 500 ans sans le tuer demande des pelleteuses, un savoir-faire, des camions et une destination. Ce n’est pas un dégât de guerre. C’est une opération, sur une terre où il n’y avait ni armes, ni combattants, ni présence militaire. Ma famille n'a jamais été liée de près ou de loin au Hezbollah, et elle ne le sera jamais. Il n'y avait que des arbres, et des gens qui les taillent depuis huit générations.

D'après les témoignages qui nous parviennent, ces arbres auraient été emportés de l'autre côté de la frontière, vers Israël.

L'accord signé entre le Liban et Israël, censé préparer la paix, protège les biens des civils. Je demande simplement qu'il soit appliqué : que le sort des arbres déterrés soit établi, que ceux qui sont encore vivants soient rendus. Si nos arbres sont vivants quelque part, ils peuvent revenir. Je ne cherche pas une vengeance. Je cherche une adresse !

J'ai hésité à écrire ces lignes, pour ne pas provoquer des réactions d'un côté comme de l'autre. Mais je refuse de faire le deuil de ces oliviers. Dans ces arbres vit l'âme de mon grand-père, ancien général de la police libanaise, un homme qui a toujours cru dans la paix, dans les humains et dans la lumière. Il taillait ces arbres à mains nues. Il répétait : “on ne vend pas la terre, on la transmet”
Je lui dois de ne pas me taire.

[Lua ✝🌙 @PunishedLu]

Nuke whoever started this trend

[々 @ayospawned]

How fortunate must two people be to find each other at the exact moment they’re both ready to fall in love, in exactly the way the other needs?

[🎮 @foreeeeeal]

sure i guess sex is okay but have you ever closed a dozen tabs after finishing an academic paper

[Reads with Ravi @readswithravi]

I’m in love with this sentence:

“The longer you stay on the wrong train, the more expensive it is to get home.”

[ُ sushi ibushi 𖣂 @svhibe]

you see this red splotch covering Gaza? it is made of red dots, each single dot represents an airstrike under the Biden’s administration. it took two years of tremendous relentless unforgiving bombing and 4 US vetos to complete. you can’t regret your way out of this.

[Max Granger @_maxgranger]

New century, same bit. From the @NewYorker archives:

[Laila Al-Arian @LailaAlarian]

My thoughts on *that article* that whitewashes the Biden administration's role in the Gaza genocide. A 🧵

1. Why did it take FIVE months of live-streamed mass murder by Israel for the ICRC president to send Biden that letter?

https://t.co/ntyW41xybb

[​𝐥𝐲𝐫𝐚 @sunnkssdseraph]

For a RELATIONSHIP to really work, you gotta understand this: You and your partner are TWO different people, with two different pasts, trying to build ONE future. You didn't grow up the same, you won't always think the same, and that's okay. What matters is HOW you handle it. Communicate without turning everything into an argument. Listen even when you're frustrated. Stop keeping score and start choosing growth. Because every disagreement shouldn't create distance. It should build understanding

[aitana🌶️ @ibukizy]

“estoy con la regla”
-predecible, aburrido, vulgar

“una luna más he errado en mi sino de engendrar un heredero”
- épico, dramático, sugiere que eres una poderosa hechicera

[Kalabari finest 😋 ✂️ @IbimBoyle]

Google Docs and Google Sheets 😭

[Nathan ✰ @Just1Nathann_]

The day I realized women get horny for reasons men don’t even understand, everything changed for me.

Women get horny when they are:

1. Ovulating.
2. About to start their period.
3. After a deep conversation.
4. When they actually like you.
5. When they feel emotionally safe.
6. After spending quality time with you.
7. When you smell good.
8. ⁠When they like the way your voice sound.

We’re just out here trying to keep up.

[Laiiyylaa @Laiiyylaa]

My therapist once told me: Imagine being bitten by a snake and, instead of treating the bite, you waste time chasing the snake to understand why it bit you and prove you didn't deserve it.

[Nyanjura Doreen Omutatina @DoreenNyanjura]

At the beginning of this year, Dr. Busingye Kabumba made a deliberate decision to quit active participation on X.

He simultaneously decided to end his weekly column in The Observer. When he initially launched the column, Kabumba stated his motivation was to give back to a country that had given him so much. However, in his final article, titled "Constitutionally speaking…The final word," he explained that he was stopping because he had exhaustively said everything he possibly could regarding constitutionalism and the rule of law.

Kabumba observed that further legal commentary was futile because the 1995 Constitution had effectively been reduced to a "dead letter" or a "book of lies" by systemic political manipulation and military overreach. He noted that the country's governance structure had tipped past a critical threshold into a "military ethnocracy" where the judiciary is fully subordinated to executive power.

He felt the political and human rights environment was actively spiraling out of hand, leaving citizens deeply frustrated.

Ultimately, he concluded that continuing to write into the public square offered no further value, as the legal and democratic foundations of the country had completely deteriorated.

The situation since Dr Kabumba’s ‘exit’ has got worse! 

When one of Uganda's leading legal minds decides that speaking up is no longer enough, everyone should pay attention!

We miss you Dr @bkabumba🙏

[Ms Icy❄️ @Icy_sonie]

Me switching back to my country after supporting every country against Argentina

[Federico Botero @FedericoBoteroP]

¿Por qué apoyo a España siendo latino?

No es nada contra Argentina.

Porque Lamine Yamal alzó la voz por Palestina.

Porque España ha plantado cara a Israel y a Trump.

Y porque hay mensajes que merecen ganar.

Que gane España.

[Rob Hallam @robj3d3]

When you schedule your tweet for the wrong day: