J.J. Santos

The old world is dying, and the new world struggles to be born; now is the time of monsters...

[Jaana Dogan ヤナ ドガン @rakyll]

I think the hardest part of working for gigantic projects or companies, it's hard to take a break. When you stop making decisions, someone else is making decisions for you.

[Seattle Mariners ON Tap @MarinersONTap]

I love Mariners baseball....

BUT I ALSO CAN'T FUCKING STAND THIS TEAM SOMETIMES.

[J.J. Santos @doublejrecords]

"Think about your compiler. You write code, and it spits out a binary. Do you open that binary and read through it? Of course not. And not because you blindly trust compilers. But you've constructed an apparatus that makes reviewing the output unnecessary"
https://t.co/Z4FF6Q3iEA

[J.J. Santos @doublejrecords]

"Database discussions often feel unusually important compared to other technical decisions. Engineers rarely become emotionally invested in load balancers, monitoring systems, or deployment pipelines in quite the same way"
https://t.co/Ok8ZzrvMwy

[J.J. Santos @doublejrecords]

well touché... you did indeed get me to click on all those 😂

[Ben Cannon @CannonLaws]

Happy birthday to the real legend @doublejrecords and to get you some extra clicks.... #worldcup #whitehouse #knicks #danhousen #sorsby

[J.J. Santos @doublejrecords]

"The practical implication — and this took me a while to get — is that your descriptions now matter more than your branch logic. The orchestrator picks tools based on how well you described them. A vague tool description is a tool that never gets called"
https://t.co/slBtbjf4N9

[J.J. Santos @doublejrecords]

"Every vendor offers its own SDK, so every agent builder is solving the same context-assembly problem from scratch, every catalog vendor is reinventing the same data models, and the knowledge itself is locked behind whichever surface created it"
https://t.co/VsyeP2qBXy

[J.J. Santos @doublejrecords]

this dude is just days away from getting a @TLC out of all this...

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

Little tour around the LSU campus and a quick visit to Mike the Tiger🐅

[J.J. Santos @doublejrecords]

"There would be a menu of enhancement drugs offered: testosterone & anabolic steroids to build muscle; human-growth hormone to repair tissue; erythropoietin to boost red-blood-cell production; meldonium to enhance endurance; and Adderall to reduce fatigue"
https://t.co/Crs4rrkd00

[J.J. Santos @doublejrecords]

"We need to stop reviewing code because it’s simply impossible to keep up with the volume being produced. Furthermore, when you spot an issue and submit a comment, the original author can just “@codex fix this.” You will tire of the deluge of code"
https://t.co/hee1mCt0nK

[Simply Seattle | Sports Gear and Hometown Pride @simplyseattle]

Everybody in Seattle right now

[J.J. Santos @doublejrecords]

"With every product endeavour, you have to balance the iron triangle. When time, scope and cost are fixed, then quality is the only variable. So quality will decrease when scope can’t be reduced, costs can’t be increased, and time can’t be extended"
https://t.co/CUIwK7y2RF

[𝙀𝙧𝙖 @TheWestbrookEra]

Regardless of what happens in game 7, this series has showed the world everything we knew about Shai. He’s regular if that whistle isn’t blowing every 5 seconds for him.

[Nick Perkins @NickyPerkss]

I mean this with all the disrespect possible:
SGA is the single worst MVP any major sports league has ever been forced to endure

Absolute disaster in PR

[Fullcourtpass @Fullcourtpass]

Underdog Sports received a cease and desist letter regarding a promotion that makes fun of Shai Gilgeous-Alexander’s efforts to draw fouls, per @TheAthletic

“In a letter dated May 22, 2026 obtained by The Athletic, Eric Fishman of law firm ArentFox Schiff LLP, representing Gilgeous-Alexander, asked Underdog to: “permanently cease and desist from any and all use of Mr. Gilgeous-Alexander’s NIL in any and all media, including but not limited to your website (including the Unethical Hoops Website), apps, social media accounts, digital marketing and advertisements, promotional emails, push notifications, affiliate or influencer placements, and any physical goods including but not limited to the board game advertised on the Unethical Hoops Website.”

(https://t.co/PY7uAlRHiz)

[J.J. Santos @doublejrecords]

well you sure can't train it on the data from this series... 🙄

[ESPN @espn]

Adam Silver says the NBA will implement an AI automated system to review calls.

(via @patmcafeeshow)

[NBA Memes @NBAMemes]

Shai in the playoffs has more free throws made (120) than field goals made (114)

HALL OF FAME FLOPPER 🐟🐠

[arbacknine @aryh21]

Like Shai fans can’t even go back to this game rewatch his highlights there’s nothing to watch besides free throws

[J.J. Santos @doublejrecords]

"When my daughter graduates from high school, will the landscape of higher education look the way that it does now? Will it still be as expensive? Do I actually need to squirrel away money for tuition with a world governed by our coming A.I. robot masters"
https://t.co/QHTE3cro9G

[J.J. Santos @doublejrecords]

"So maybe this event is simply “the price of being known”: that if you want the rewards of intimacy, sooner or later, you risk colliding with the version of yourself that exists outside your own narration and in somebody else’s unvarnished language"
https://t.co/uRn1DKIuUM