Landon Hight

I’m a (adjective) person. I think life is (cliché). I just want to (verb) like nobody is watching. I’m passionate about (thing that is far from unique)

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Vampirism is the OG mlm scheme. Next time someone talks to you about Mary Kay, hold up a wooden stake and watch them closely. They’ll be scared. It’s because they’re a vampire

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@PaulinusOfTrier @jk_rowling @EdithHiom Your logic makes no sense. First, most everyone believes that something is true whether they know what it is or not. Second, the trans movement believes that truth is more complicated than society has made it out to be. That’s not rejecting the idea of truth

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I thought you were doing the jizz music

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@lonelyfag15 Notice how it took 20 years to level out

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@krzyzlol @patrioticpoetUK @stargazae @realMaalouf Feel free to scroll down to the rest of their comments

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@patrioticpoetUK @Sage2Lilith @realMaalouf I enjoy your rejection of the statement “people deserve to be happy”

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@patrioticpoetUK @FMMA1997 @realMaalouf And we all care how stupid of a person you are. If you think people should care about others’ opinions then you’d delete your account

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@patrioticpoetUK @stargazae @realMaalouf Ok…bigoted shit. Better?

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@patrioticpoetUK @realMaalouf Her own damn self

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@RealJamesWoods Definitely not staged with a camera just sitting at the bottom like that

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@MarfoJoe01 @sonohoor @gyaigyimii By not needing a legal document to decide how to spend the rest of your life…? Marriage is only a cultural thing. Having a lifelong partner is more than culture. It’s a beautiful decision made daily

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@sonohoor A lot of people in these comments forgetting that marriage can also lead to divorce

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@InLumineDomini @sonohoor “People shouldn’t look for love unless they do it the way I tell them to”

Fun fact for ya - you might not know everything, and people may understand their lives better than you do

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I’m pretty sure this is the point in the movie where find out Elon is just embarrassed to be in the sound of music
#thepacifier

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“Even if it were made out of Jesus’s chest hair I wouldn’t pay that much for it”

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@DonaldTNews Nope

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I need you to take care of the cat so I can be the sword of the citadel

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“There’s no rules for how to eat an aspirin bottle shaped cake!”

-Lexie

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@PDGA @CollegeDiscGolf it’s not ok to change tee times the morning of an event after publishing the night before. If we didn’t happen to check again this morning, we would have missed at least the first five holes of our round. #figureitout

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I need a snack. I don’t want to be hungry AND in therapy