john doe

a serpent or somethingidk maybe we’ll see

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Stan communities need to start studying philosophy the beef is NASTY!!! Nietzsche called Kant “the most deformed concept cripple of all time”! Get your grades up!

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Amazon HUSSEIN Prime

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Fuck it #ramenforraman

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Calling my situationship an insignificant other

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Well fuck my ass and call me Bonnie bc Texas is blue

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KIM K LOOKING ARMENIAN AGAIN WOKE IS BACK BABY

[Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian]

GOOD MORNING AMERICA

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Under woke Shakira law they shoot you if your hips lie.

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Kamala is STRAPPING Doug rn I KNOW it.

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new national agenda:

[nyx @maxiebae98]

Liberal. Liberal, liberal, liberal, liberal, liberal. Happy fun la la la human smuggling, fentanyl deaths, forced government euthanasia Alex jones reaction video meme

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Mandatory screening of brokeback mountain for all kindergarteners nationwide.

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She’s choosing blexas I can tell

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Yeah I turned wine into vomit. Your move, Jesus!

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Just got told I look like I don’t play about the Toronto Maple Leafs

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Every single night I pray that

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Crying at the concept of one of my old professors posting this omf

[Nader @NKinRealLife]

Kelly Clarkson leaving Brooklyn

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Airplane that’s also a philosopher: we live in turbulent times

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Eating popcorn at work
AirPods sitting next to bag of popcorn
Eats popcorn
Accidentally grabs AirPod instead.

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In all honesty I’m probably autistic but I have a job so I don’t have time to think about it rn

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Prof gave me a 100% on a paper I wrote in an hour

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I am so fucking sick of biopics