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Lisan al gaib | 6’2 | Mich ultras | jerk mate rank platinum | I let naysayers know | plug | Great with dogs | drunk cigs don’t count

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Biggest victim of DEI

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Perfect timing the cart girl is approaching right as he’s teeing off. Now have him biff it 15 yards into the woods with a chunk of dirt flying through the air. #fuckme

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Omw to a country that doesn’t want me to spend money that I don’t have and stare at ass that I will not approach

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Hot take: Asian ppl that can’t speak English shouldn’t be college professors

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Only attractive places a girl can get a tat is wrist, ankle, and rib. Spine isn’t it btw

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Eager to see how the swifties attack this tweet

[Harrison Butker @buttkicker7]

Thank you for your strong witness for Christ @charliekirk11. Thank you for pursuing truth and leading your family as a husband and father. Eternal rest grant unto them, O Lord, and let perpetual light shine upon them. May their soul and the souls of all the faithful departed, through the mercy of God, rest in peace. Amen

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Watching people take whippets is arguably better then actually doing them

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First 9am class on a Friday and I dropped it 13 minutes in got up and walked out. Definitely still drunk can’t say I’d do the same thing sober

It’s been a ride

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@ShawnThorn57777 That can is tough as hell

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So many squids posting today has me seriously rethinking everything I have done in my life

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@KidFromAtherton Prefire the doordash

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@psubaglover1994 @walshingtpost U don’t know my units lil bro

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Inground urinal #shrink or #expand

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Didn’t know they were adding numbers now

[Toronto Maple Leafs @MapleLeafs]

We celebrate and stand with the 2SLGBTQ+ community. We are committed to creating welcoming spaces and fostering a culture of inclusion and respect and – both on and off the ice.

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Get the fuck out of the road

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Is it rly a coincidence that they r all of similar skin color🤷‍♂️

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10 years later and I’m still overwhelmed

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Female got mad and argued w me til 4am bc I jokingly called her a handful (all she did was prove me right) #lank

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@Southie4L Same city in both games too

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@johny_sherwood @ShawnThorn57777 Dox