CJ

mom, wife, lawyer. recovering procrastinator. semi-professional power napper. newish to Twitter.

[CJ @doubletutu]

@jonfavs The “smoking gun” is that the report is an incomplete, makeshift, ineffective, slapdash mess, just like 2024 was. That’s the lesson.

[Don Winslow @donwinslow]

LIVE footage of Democratic leadership fighting Trump.

[CJ @doubletutu]

Fuck Mike Johnson giving permission to convene. If Trump can conduct a whole-ass war in Iran without Congressional consent, why not just “convene” Congress now? Stop “blah blah Congress must come together.” Have 248 Senators/Reps on Capitol Hill show up and vote. Do SOMETHING.

[CJ @doubletutu]

@DietCoke_Esq No

[CJ @doubletutu]

flossing around the clock this weekend to prep for my dentist appointment on monday

[CJ @doubletutu]

@bhumika_1905 guilty as sin x actually romantic 🎉

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@peachew_ Yeesh, it’s not that deep bro. instead of having kids who are a “*chip* off the old block (Travis)” she wants them to look like the *whole* block

[CJ @doubletutu]

@RileeDHarrison Accurate

[CJ @doubletutu]

@RMFifthCircuit I was going to do a whole lawyerly, measured comment but instead: well, f*ck that guy.

[CJ @doubletutu]

@TVietor08 I’m not sure we listened to the same interview bc this was definitely not worth my time

[CJ @doubletutu]

@peterjhasson his husband…”what did you just do?!”

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@TiredBambooLaw carojay over there

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@DietCoke_Esq carojay

I rarely post but I thoroughly enjoy posts from all those who do

[CJ @doubletutu]

@comradeflirty “may it please the court” is so humiliating

[CJ @doubletutu]

@SteamboatUSA Lived this in 2016 so I learned my lesson. Went to bed right around the vibe shift at 9pm ish, woke up at 3:30am, resisted checking results until 6:30am. Still a gut punch but better on a little more sleep.

[CJ @doubletutu]

my only consolation is reveling in Melania’s misery for the next four years, having to give a f*ck about the Christmas decorations and holding his hand for a half second

[CJ @doubletutu]

@SteamboatUSA @Angrydomo Well I had my kids during the Obama years so just goes to show you that you can be full of hope for their futures and then whiplashed by despair all before they turn 18

[CJ @doubletutu]

@SteamboatUSA It is deeply messed up that a handful of voters in 5-7 states decide the presidential race.

[Leah Greenberg says NO KINGS ❌👑 @Leahgreenb]

Clear eyes, full hearts, fuck nazis

[CJ @doubletutu]

@gokpkd (immediately hopped on over to fb to get up to speed) Yesss! Get ‘em!🔥