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I exist, therefore I think (I think?)

[✨ 𝗗𝗔𝗥𝗞 ✨ Shitposter Detective @TheDarkEnjoyer]

I don't care about your $1000 debut video and 5-page lore document about being a fallen angel cat girl. By week two, you're just going to end up asking if you can play league of legends or valorant on stream.✌️

[Scaley (break) @ZanyScales]

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[Dodo 🐸 ( hibernating… do not disturb ) @Joksonyormom]

@VTuberMemes

[✨ 𝗗𝗔𝗥𝗞 ✨ Shitposter Detective @TheDarkEnjoyer]

Pippa Invincible Core

[flitzy @fflitzer]

im having too much fun with this clip

[Korobochka (コロボ) 🇦🇺✝️🇷🇺 @cirnosad]

Linux and Open Sores has been completely compromised and destroyed by the USG. The trojan horses were: Codes of Conduct (CoCs), the Rust computer language (aka making systems programming safe for browns) and the JudeoWoke ideology which turned half the system programmers "trans".

[Jordanreviewsittt @jordanreviewsit]

POV: going on LinkedIn

[🔴 gomigg 🔴 @gomigg__]

so much genuine rage in this video I think we have a strong contender for tweet of the year

[L_ @doublewhammy_2]

@AlpinDale @FFmpeg

[L_ @doublewhammy_2]

@ctrlssh How?

[celeste @vmfunc]

Here’s a new life hack to get rich extremely fast (the elites don’t want you to know this):

1. Go to a public building where they keep books (free access)
2. Use their computers to create a “professional summary document” about yourself
3. Print multiple copies (spend $2 max)
4. Scout “establishments” where food is exchanged for currency - these are CASH FLOW MACHINES
5. Hand your document to the alpha at each location
6. Here’s the secret sauce: RETURN to the same establishment repeatedly (every 24-48 hours) and make direct eye contact with the alpha
7. Demonstrate “value alignment” by mentioning you’re “very passionate about sandwiches” or whatever they’re selling
8. Within 20-30 days, they will invite you into their “program”
9. You show up to the location multiple times per week and they literally DEPOSIT MONEY into your account
10. Repeat this process every 2 weeks (yes, it’s passive income at this point)

This method is 100% legal but they don’t teach it in schools. I’ve been doing this for 6 months and I’m already making $2,400+ per month. No laptop required. The barrier to entry is INSANELY low. DM me if you want to learn more about this underground wealth system.

#FinancialFreedom #MillionaireMindset #PassiveIncome

[L_ @doublewhammy_2]

@YumiMain

[simp 4 satoshi @iamgingertrash]

Imagine you are in
the driver's seat of a car.

You have been sitting there so long
that you have forgotten
that it is the seat of a car,

forgotten how to get out of the seat,
forgotten the existence of your own legs,

indeed forgotten that you are a being at all
separate from the car.

You control the car with skill and precision,

driving it wherever you wish to go,

manipulating the headlights
and the windshield wipers
and the stereo
and the air conditioning,
and you pronounce yourself a great master.

But there are paths you cannot travel,

because there are no roads to them,

and you long to run through the forest,
or swim in the river,
or climb the high mountains.

A line of prophets who have come before you
tell you that the secret to these forbidden mysteries

is an ancient and terrible skill
called GETTING OUT OF THE CAR,
and you resolve to learn this skill.

You try every button on the dashboard,
but none of them is the button
for GETTING OUT OF THE CAR.

You drive all of the
highways and byways of the earth,

but you cannot reach
GETTING OUT OF THE CAR,

for it is not a place on a highway.

The prophets tell you
GETTING OUT OF THE CAR
is something fundamentally different
than anything you have done thus far,

but to you this means ever sillier extremities:

driving backwards,
driving with the headlights on in the glare of noon,
driving into ditches on purpose,

but none of these reveal the secret
of GETTING OUT OF THE CAR.

The prophets tell you it is easy;
indeed,
it is the easiest thing you have ever done.

You have traveled the Pan-American Highway
from the boreal pole to the Darien Gap,

you have crossed Route 66 in the dead heat of summer,

you have outrun cop cars at 160 mph and survived,

and GETTING OUT OF THE CAR
is easier than any of them,

the easiest thing you can imagine,

closer to you than the veins in your head,

but still the secret is obscure to you.

And finally you drive to the top of the highest peak
and you find a sage,
and you ask him what series of buttons on the dashboard you have to press
to get out of the car.

And he tells you that it's not about pressing buttons on the dashboard
and you just need to

GET OUT OF THE CAR.

And you say okay, fine,
but what series of buttons
will lead to you getting out of the car,

and he says no,
really,

you need to stop thinking about dashboard buttons

and GET OUT OF THE CAR.

And you tell him maybe if the sage
helps you change your oil
or rotates your tires
or something

then it will improve your driving
to the point where getting out of the car
will be a cinch after that,

and he tells you it has nothing to do
with how rotated your tires are
and you just need to

GET OUT OF THE CAR,

and so you call him a moron and drive away.

[L_ @doublewhammy_2]

@BlkPillFreedom @Pirat_Nation What other high seas solutions? Linux is free and the windows alternative is just win 11

[L_ @doublewhammy_2]

@NateWiki @ruslanjabari Actually a good idea.

[Rock Solid @ShitpostRock]

Christ is lord

[L_ @doublewhammy_2]

@witherornot1337 @crackticker "We investigated ourselves and found no issues"