Longsnapping Legend

I'm on a poster...

[Longsnapping Legend @douchbagdunphy]

So you think I don't act like a captain on the field? Sorry I'm a fucking long snapper bro, but by God I'm a damn good one.

[Longsnapping Legend @douchbagdunphy]

Jule's visor fits real nice on my head.

[Longsnapping Legend @douchbagdunphy]

12 time Gold effort recipient

[Longsnapping Legend @douchbagdunphy]

"What the Fuck are you pussies doing?"

[Longsnapping Legend @douchbagdunphy]

"@mdunphy47: Half the time my dreams are what get me in trouble" NFL HOF longsnapper

[Longsnapping Legend @douchbagdunphy]

Still pulling pudd?

[Longsnapping Legend @douchbagdunphy]

“@mdunphy47: I swear my life is one giant piece of shit 💩”

[Longsnapping Legend @douchbagdunphy]

@RichHomieJuice Hell no pussy

[Longsnapping Legend @douchbagdunphy]

@mdunphy47 @RichHomieJuice.... @douchbagdunphy thinks every girl on campus wants to fuck him, so does that make him a douchebag? 😏

[Longsnapping Legend @douchbagdunphy]

Let's be honest, I would beat the fuck outta chuck norris

[Longsnapping Legend @douchbagdunphy]

@hunters_branch There is no gain without a little pain.

[Longsnapping Legend @douchbagdunphy]

I wish people squatted ass to the grass like me #pussies

[Longsnapping Legend @douchbagdunphy]

Whenever I hear "Man of the Year" start playing, I can't help but think I really am the man of the year.

[Longsnapping Legend @douchbagdunphy]

I have two torn labrum's and I'm still the best longsnapper in the country!

[Longsnapping Legend @douchbagdunphy]

If one of you pussies isn't ready at 5:50...

[Longsnapping Legend @douchbagdunphy]

6am workout tomorrow. I can't wait to bust my balls and get big AF. 💪

[Longsnapping Legend @douchbagdunphy]

@Shawneeisms @whitetrashwalt Whatever floats your boat, and your feelings.

[Longsnapping Legend @douchbagdunphy]

There's not a day that goes by that I don't give championship effort #SweatBlood

[Longsnapping Legend @douchbagdunphy]

I don't know how to put this, but I've always had a thing for the ladies.. Oh wait no, no I have not. #PromAlone #tbt