Douchebag Boyfriend

Im like every other guy. a douchebag. you dont like it? dont follow me then.

[Douchebag Boyfriend @douchebag_bf]

i wish you put out more.... #ihaveneeds

[Douchebag Boyfriend @douchebag_bf]

It's not me... It's you

[Douchebag Boyfriend @douchebag_bf]

Me talking to a girl isn't a big deal, you talking to a guy on the other hand is a completely different story......

[Douchebag Boyfriend @douchebag_bf]

If you are disrespectful to your parents … You're Definitely a Douchebag

[Douchebag Boyfriend @douchebag_bf]

If you have SWAG in your Twitter name … You're Definitely a Douchebag

[Douchebag Boyfriend @douchebag_bf]

Girls always say they choose personality and humor in guys over looks...#Liars

[Douchebag Boyfriend @douchebag_bf]

If you wear obnoxious amounts of cologne/perfume … You're Definitely a Douchebag

[Douchebag Boyfriend @douchebag_bf]

If you make me regret helping you out … You're Definitely a Douchebag

[Douchebag Boyfriend @douchebag_bf]

Girls that know a guy has a girlfriend and still talk to him like he's single ..You're Definitely a Douchebag.

[Douchebag Boyfriend @douchebag_bf]

RT if the families effected by the tragedy in Connecticut are in your prayers.

[Douchebag Boyfriend @douchebag_bf]

If her body ain't quivering, you ain't eating it right.

[Douchebag Boyfriend @douchebag_bf]

If we're hanging out and you're on your phone the whole damn time, you're a douchebag.

[Douchebag Boyfriend @douchebag_bf]

If a guy is wearing tighter pants than his girlfriend he is … Definitely a Douchebag

[Douchebag Boyfriend @douchebag_bf]

Any guy who messes with another man's girl is … Definitely a Douchebag

[Douchebag Boyfriend @douchebag_bf]

If I don't respond to your past 9 messages I'm probably not gonna respond to the 10th.

[Douchebag Boyfriend @douchebag_bf]

All wars would end if women stopped sleeping with Douchebags #Fact

[Douchebag Boyfriend @douchebag_bf]

We all know you love your boyfriend. Stop tweeting about him every minute you Douchebag.

[Douchebag Boyfriend @douchebag_bf]

If you say you love a girl but flirt with other girls, you're a Douchebag.

[Douchebag Boyfriend @douchebag_bf]

"Love you so much baby" *dating for 3 days* #No

[Douchebag Boyfriend @douchebag_bf]

Everyone's inner Douchebag always comes out during Beer Pong.