Johnny_Carcinogen

Former Bostonian, Former Infantryman, Former catholic, Former Junkie, Current Punk and Atheist, Current Overthinker w/ a tinge of narcissistic self-loathing

[Johnny_Carcinogen @douchecanoe78]

@whippyfr Great! Now I have the Fanta song stuck in my head!

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@tullymox @pattonoswalt @JoJoFromJerz He'll start with the line, "I'm not racist, but..."

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@rhetorusrex @ChristnNitemare Mind blown! Never thought of that, but it's too true.

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@ChristnNitemare Where does it say in the Bible that I can't jog through nursing homes naked??? Or tounge punch my friends backdoor in the food court at my local mall??? No where! So take that, local law enforcement and judges!

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@ChristnNitemare This is the same person who calls homesexuality "Unnatural", while not understanding the irony of $100,000's of plastic surgery and unnaturally enhancing her features (makeup, hair dyed, fake lashes and nails, etc.)
I almost envy such a lack of self-awareness. Almost.

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@LauraJaneGrace

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@iamAtheistGirl I've cried over my old dickies shorts for much longer than I'd care to be specific about. Those bastards got me through some hard times.
Oh and yes. Mark's a turd. Or better yet, he's a turnip!

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@MollyOnMars @LauraJaneGrace Touche, that was good. No ifs, ands, or putts about it.

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@Toucherandrich For all the haters, I wanted to let you guys, especially Freddy T-Bags @FredToucher know, I had to make a joke about someone teaching my Mental Health group session for me today. That SBTB recap gave me the Mr. Belding's brother comparison. Freddy T saving lives!

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@Toucherandrich Hmmmm. Tostitos.... more like, tostiTOES! Tasty-Toes! Hmm. My favorite snack..

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@Toucherandrich I study the psychology of religions and religious extremists and heard of this book. But after hearing about Rich's wife story I had to buy it. Dear lord, this book is batshit crazy. But I did learn that grappling is the best way to fight a demon. So there's that.

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@GlennDanzigsCat Knew it! Bless you in the warning rays of the sun beaming through Glenn's stain glass windows.

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@Lockhart81 fantasy is up and running and I'm back to annoy you with more questions. Drafted not 4 hours ago and recieved a trade request. He's sending Aaron Rodgers and cooper kupp for my starter, Deshaun Watson? On the face not bad, but Watson's upside makes me 2nd guess

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I might go to @Interruptweets at Big Night Entertainment Group in Boston, MA - Nov 4 https://t.co/NvsED753zp

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I'm going to @Rancid at The Palladium Outdoors in Worcester, MA - Sep 15 https://t.co/RcG4pziAkm

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@Suddenleigh88 @nowthisnews They love to cherry pick the verses and readings that support their beliefs. Whether it's the loving Christian who looks past gods support of having and even murdering your slave. Or this shit twizzler looking past the love thy neighbor and we are all gods children bit. Illogical

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I'm going to The Bruisers at Fete Music Hall in Providence, RI - Nov 9 https://t.co/MsciTSy4FS

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I'm going to @badreligion at House of Blues Boston presented by Cricket Wireless in Boston, MA - Jul 31 https://t.co/eIFvx3T4bf

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I might go to @badreligion at House of Blues Boston presented by Cricket Wireless in Boston, MA - Jul 31 https://t.co/eIFvx3T4bf