Doug Stamper

[Doug Stamper @doug__stamper__]

Το σημαντικό είναι μη σε θολώνει η αγαμία.

[Rūm @Antiochian_Rum]

the contrast between her and nature around her is vomit inducing

[Dubois @CFC_Dubois]

Saka when there’s absolutely nothing to
play for

[Troll Football Media @TrollFootball2]

The World Cup final ceremony we need

[SKB @seyikanbai]

“When I received my first salary at Chelsea, I bought a Range Rover. Jose Mourinho saw it and told me to take it back. He said, ‘Go and buy a Mini Cooper instead.’”

— Mikel Obi

[Xeer @Xeer]

my wealthiest friends are absolutely ruthless about cutting negative people out of their lives. no warning, no conversation, no closure. one day you exist, the next day you don’t.

it’s almost like they’re allergic to them. broke is contagious and they refuse to catch it. honestly i respect the discipline. protect your energy, protect your mind space, and all of that.

anyway that’s how i found out we were no longer friends.

[Boba Ball™️ @Boba_Ball_]

Becoming a man is basically realising no one gives a fuck about you

[GuruAnaerobic @GuruAnaerobic]

There's a large group of mid-30 somethings who are never going to have kids. They are living like they're in their 20's. Holidays, going out, living at the gym, drinking with their childless mates. They are not prepared to give up any of their time in bringing love (a small child) into the world.

What's really caused this? I don't believe it has anything to do with the cost of raising children. People can live how they like, it is their choice - but I don't understand why people would choose to be an incomplete human being.

[Pirri🧀 @pirruragonzaiez]

desde que existe instagram, las mujeres tienen más necesidad de "viajar y explorar mundo" que un marinero del siglo XV

[M @wekickyou]

#WhoRemembers
#AncientTunes

[FCB World @forcabarca_ar]

👤 لويس دي لا فوينتي:

سأخبركم بشيء مضحك بالحديث عن ميسي

لقد عرفت ليونيل عندما كنت أدرب إشبيلية للشباب ولعبنا ضد برشلونة

فرضنا عليه رقابة فردية في البداية

في الدقيقة 70، قمت بتبديل من يراقبه

في غضون 15 دقيقة سجل في مرمانا أربعة أهداف

[Defiant L’s @DefiantLs]

Shaquille O'Neal on his divorce: "Look, I was just being greedy... My wife was finer than a mug, kept giving me babies.. I had it all.. and I don't make excuses, I know I messed up... "Seventy Six thousand square foot house by yourself. Lost."

[Prateekaaryan 𝕏 @AaryanPrateekX]

women when they realize that men can have preferences

[David Santa Carla 🦇 @TheOnlyDSC]

White women: *literally just existing in the world*

Black women:

[Ο βασιλιάς Τησκόνης @__Moxa__]

ΑΠΟΚΛΕΙΕΤΑΙ ΡΕ ΜΛΚ😂

[S.L. Kanthan @Kanthan2030]

Karl Marx never talked about skills. For him, all labor is worth the same.

But you see, of the 11 players in a football team, there’s only one Messi. His productivity and value are way higher than others.

Socialism is for dummies.

[Sean Cranston @themoviedadsc]

Wives anytime they see their husband relaxing:

[M @wekickyou]

Go kid go!🥹

[LorettA™️ @LorettaKyx]

R9 scoring 8 goals in the 2014 World Cup

Zidane taking France to back-to-back World Cup finals in 2010

Henry dropping a G/A in every 2014 World Cup game

Ronaldinho with 4 assists in the 2018 World Cup

All this is what Messi is doing at age 39.

[M @wekickyou]

You will never be him bro😹

[mad @JB5ri]

Messi if he ever knew he's gonna face him in the world cup final after 19 years