Baker Blake

[You Had One Job @YouHadOneJ0B]

An Elementary school is taking submissions for a new name.

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

This year, I'm takin' candy from kids who have the most, to give to the kids too lazy to trick-or-treat themselves. Happy Obamaween. Merica.

[Leah Edwards @ledwards13_]

Anyone else's mom ask 78,450,213 questions per minute?

[yes @omgtootruetbh]

"aw yeah hes 24 months old hes growing up so fast"YOUR CHILD IS 2

[You Had One Job @YouHadOneJ0B]

Instructions unclear.

[Humor @HumorTV__]

Coach: You have 30 seconds to go get water
Me: https://t.co/gElQ8fdpKn