✈Quail Man

No weapon formed against me shall prosper. I ain't shit but a work in progress. Insta&Snap: doug_funni follow a real one. #ETSU #3FS

[✈Quail Man @doug_funni]

@SillyGibby I was in awe. Honestly thought they could be possibly joking lol.

[✈Quail Man @doug_funni]

Naa forreal 😂 that was awful lmao.

[Bob Lutz @boblutz]

This is clearly the worst singing of the Star Spangled Banner ever.

[✈Quail Man @doug_funni]

Let’s goooo 💪🏾

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Jets are signing free-agent RB Tarik Cohen to a one-year deal, per source. Cohen was one of the NFL’s top return specialists and a receiving threat before injuries derailed his career. Cohen last played in the NFL in 2020, but now will attempt his comeback with the Jets.

[✈Quail Man @doug_funni]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[Anna Huffstutler @A_Huffstutler]

There are three teams I hate in baseball:
1. Phillies
2. Dodgers
3. Mets

I truly can’t stand any of them. #BravesCountry

[FanDuel Sports Network South @FanDuelSN_SO]

The difference a year/new team can make👀

[Braves Moves and Rumors @Braves_Rumors]

Take tonight off, but with pitchers and catchers reporting this week, be prepared for baseball on your timeline.

IT’S BACK.

[✈Quail Man @doug_funni]

And with that, I’m off twitter/X now. I can only hope there’s a person I touched lol.

[✈Quail Man @doug_funni]

Sitting here reflecting, and realizing that I’ve lost so many things, people, etc, in my life. And it was simply because if drugs and alcohol. Ain’t that something!

[✈Quail Man @doug_funni]

Like, I missed one of my best friends in the fucking world’s wedding, cuz I was a drunk. I could’ve been there. And I did try, but me and the God know I didn’t try hard enough. I prolly spent that day drunk and smoking weed smh.

[✈Quail Man @doug_funni]

Idk if anybody will see these, but if anybody does that cares for me, holler at ya boy. If anybody does that’s struggling like me, just know that it’s a vicious cycle. That’s coming from a real addict. You ain’t gon find your peace after none of that. Promise.

[✈Quail Man @doug_funni]

It’s a constant cycle. Wake up, do what I gotta do, and then when I’m done with that I’m doing nothing but getting fucked up. That’s come in several forms too. Alcohol mainly, but shit, I like to dabble in different drugs too. I’ll keep the specifics to myself, but it’s drugs lol

[✈Quail Man @doug_funni]

But seriously, these drugs ain’t really ever helped me. I love getting faded, but when I come down off the buzz I’m disappointed. So I stay drunk, ya feel me? It’s always made the next day easier for me these past several years.

[✈Quail Man @doug_funni]

Honestly, life is crazy. I can’t remember the last time I posted on twitter (or X or whatever you wanna call it), but this used to be a place I could drop off some thoughts. So I guess that’s what I’m doing now lol.

[✈Quail Man @doug_funni]

I’ve spent so much of my life numbing myself with substances, and the fucked up part is that I’m sending this thread faded right fucking now.

[Barstool Baseball @StoolBaseball]

Ronald Acuña Jr won the MVP 3 hours ago

And he’s already back to hitting HRs

[Blooper @BlooperBraves]

good morning, this is your mandatory MVP Ronald Acuña Jr Enjoyer check-in, please RT to confirm you are an MVP Ronald Acuña Jr Enjoyer

[✈Quail Man @doug_funni]

Sucks to suck huh?

[St. Louis Cardinals @Cardinals]

We have traded outfielder Adolis García to the Texas Rangers for cash considerations.

[FOX Sports: MLB @MLBONFOX]

"Adolis Garcia, who defected from Cuba long ago hits a winner off of Castro. If that isn't poetry then I'm not sure what is." - @kevinburkhardt