Doug Funnie

Help me, Doug Funnie, get to 1,000,000 followers! Patty M. says she'll only date me if I pull a huge following here (yes, I'm still trying to land that broad).

[Doug Funnie @doug_funnie]

@obedecealamorsa I've been here all along, at least in spirit. Who out there has been missing your ol' pal Doug these days?

[Doug Funnie @doug_funnie]

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[Doug Funnie @doug_funnie]

Remember when I broke Mr. Dink's grill and we went all crazy on me? What ever happened to that guy?

[Doug Funnie @doug_funnie]

Good morning everyone! If you love me, show me a little move in your #followfriday requests today! AH-EY-OOO KILLER TOFU!!!

[Doug Funnie @doug_funnie]

@courtcase89 Nobody messes with the journal. Have you ever seen a 6th grader with such a wild imagination? I doubt it!

[Doug Funnie @doug_funnie]

@ZoMAGICMONDAYS Thanks for the shout man. Honkerburger is still the place to be man, Burgers and Fries FTW!!!

[Doug Funnie @doug_funnie]

What's up all you new followers out there? Holler @ me and let's chat. Sunny day here in Bluffington!

[Doug Funnie @doug_funnie]

@hugheswb All Quailman, Smash Adams, and other DF persona questions can be directed at yours truly.

[Doug Funnie @doug_funnie]

@fabfo It has been a while! You can catch me on DVD here: http://bit.ly/Djely

[Doug Funnie @doug_funnie]

The Doug Funnie followers keep adding up! Let's break 200 today! Reach out and say hello - @ me and let (apostrophe) s chat!

[Doug Funnie @doug_funnie]

@dereksnyder She's still pretty much the hottest chick in Bluffington, gotta' keep my standards up in prime time man.

[Doug Funnie @doug_funnie]

@Lynne90 One little voice is calling me, calling me. Think BIG!

[Doug Funnie @doug_funnie]

Hello to ALL of you followers out there (119 so far). Ashton Kutcher ain't got nothing on me. @ me and say hello. Lets wrap!

[Doug Funnie @doug_funnie]

@Elonwy I missed you too! Ol' big nose (Skeet) has been doing just fine, he actually had a bit of a run in with Mr. Dink. Long story.

[Doug Funnie @doug_funnie]

I know there are a lot of fake celebs out there, rest assured I'm the real deal. Green sweater vest and all, THE Doug Funnie.

[Doug Funnie @doug_funnie]

It's been a while. Bluffington was a little behind on the times but I'm finally locked into this Twitter thing. Who missed me?