Dougan

🇬🇧 Carefree

[Dougan @DouganMBE]

Everywhere I look I see her face

[Sheen Esteves @typicalsheen]

What sicko is putting Livvy Dunne leaks on a golf ball?!? #municipal

[Jade @safewordsorg]

My story:
- groomed from age 11-16
- raped in a graveyard on my 12th birthday.
- made to dig my own grave because I wasn’t useful anymore
- drugged, beaten, tortured, impregnated, forced abortion
- raped by multiple men Muslim majority and some White British
- Ignored by police

[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

The Rape Gang Inquiry Report.

https://t.co/EuKgGWBRhS

[Alex Fairfax @Alex_Fairfax06]

“What’s my approval rating?”

- It’s bad Mr Prime Minister. It’s -43. It’s…it’s in the mud.

“Could it get lower?”

- I mean anything COULD happen but realistically-

“Kill the ponies.”

- Wha-

“The ponies. The cute little ponies. Kill them.”

- Sir, they’re endangered

“Fuck ‘em. Make the call.”

[Lozzy B 🇦🇺𝕏 @TruthFairy131]

A young girl wants to distribute free cookies & chocolates in her community.

Immediately, a horde of Muslim women rush over & surround the girl, pushing one another to grab handfuls off of the plate.

Not one thanks the girl.

[Boyle @Boyle_67]

Been awake since 7 o'clock this morning already bang in trouble for making this Scotland game. Plan B activated. A nap followed by cocaine and Red Bull halftime pie.

[Football Away Days @AwayDaysFB]

This guy found Adama Traore in his girlfriends DM's so he grassed him out to his missus because "He scored 800 sweaties v me on fifa" 😭

[Part Time Fan 🏴🏳️ @PTFblog]

Derek McInnes’ insta story

[T G J @thatguysjokes]

Me hearing the GTA 5 taxi music during the drinks break

[Rob @bIurt99]

Using a special needs person for views, poor from you Darren

[Matthew @OswaldsTopGuy]

🚨 BREAKING 🚨
ULSTER PATRIOTS HAVE GOT THEIR HANDS ON AN OPPRESOR MK2!!!
#Belfast

[Dougan @DouganMBE]

@fragilistic3 @xzllkx Cyclists can’t use them fella kebab shops put their bins on them

[⚡️☠️🇺🇸Notorious🇮🇹☠️⚡️ @CryptoOnlyCoims]

Shouldn’t she already know it?

[Josh @XJosh]

I am currently in Belfast turning Sudanese immigrants into lampshades. I currently have 4 lampshades.

[Ainsley @premtarded]

imagine covering a naked cole palmer in cooking oil and then putting him in a bathtub and watching him slip around and struggle to get up

[UKIP @UKIP]

Justice for:

Henry Nowak
Rhiannon Whyte
Wayne Broadhurst
Peter Lynch
Lee Rigby
Bebe King
Elsie Dot Stancombe
Alice Dasilva Aguiar
Kriss Donald
Barnaby Webber
Grace O'Malley-Kumar
Ian Coates
James Adams
Samantha Badham
Philip Beer
Anna Brandt
Ciaran Cassidy
Rachelle Chung For Yuen
Elizabeth Daplyn
Arthur Frederick
Karolina Gluck
Gamze Gunoral
Lee Harris
Ojara Ikeagwu
Emily Jenkins
Adrian Johnson
Helen Jones
Susan Levy
Shelley Mather
Michael Matsushita
James Mayes
Behnaz Mozakka
Mihaela Otto
Atique Sharifi
Ihab Slimane
Christian Small
Monika Suchocka
Mala Trivedi
Anthony Fatayi-Williams
Jamie Gordon
Giles Hart
Miriam Hyman
Shahara Islam
Neetu Jain
Sam Ly
Shyanuja Parathasangary
Anat Rosenberg
Philip Russell
William Wise
Gladys Wundowa
Lee Baisden
Benedetta Ciaccia
Richard Ellery
Richard Gray
Anne Moffat
Fiona Stevenson
Carrie Taylor
Michael Brewster
Jonathan Downey
David Foulkes
Colin Morley
Jennifer Nicholson
Laura Webb
Saffie-Rose Roussos
Mary Nell Jones
Sorrell Leczkowski
Eilidh MacLeod
Megan Hurley
Olivia Campbell-Hardy
Chloe Rutherford
Liam Curry
Georgina Callander
Courtney Boyle
John Atkinson
Martyn Hett
Philip Tron
Kelly Brewster
Elaine McIver
Angelika Klis
Marcin Klis
Alison Howe
Lisa Lees
Michelle Kiss
Wendy Fawell
Jane Tweddle
Chrissy Archibald
Sebastien Belanger
Kirsty Boden
Ignacio Echeverria
James McMullan
Alexandre Pigeard
Xavier Thomas
Sara Zelenak
Jack Merritt
Saskia Jones
Emily Jones
David Amess
Thomas Roberts
David Wailss
Joe Ritchie-Bennett
James Furlong
Christopher Yates
Luke Harden
Ross Parker
Kurt Cochran
Christopher Hanley
Charlene Downes
Lucy Lowe (and her unborn child)
Sarah Lowe
Eileen Lowe
Emily Jones
Gordon Gault
Richard Everitt
Terence Carney
Thomas Parker
Samuel Winter
Andrew Clark
Robert Price
Ben Kinsella
Catherine Burke
Luliana Tudos
Amie Gray

And every other victim of mass-uncontrolled migration.

[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

I have written to the Prime Minister.

[Dougan @DouganMBE]

@ronalddownsouth @zoomafrika1 I’m being real I genuinely hate blacks

[Wylfċen @wylfcen]

If I’m killed, please use my death to push for mass deportations and colonialism, even if it’s completely unrelated.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.