The Face of Salema

Official Twitter Account where Nothing's Out of Bounds Loves my Family, Skydiving, Speedboats, Arsenal FC, Golf, Gin Fizz, Sauvignon Blanc and a big fat doobie!

[The Face of Salema @DougBell7]

@RealAstridWett 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[The Face of Salema @DougBell7]

Where’s Mary Earps when you need her! Penalty shoot out at the Bridge #CheNew #SPOTY

[The Face of Salema @DougBell7]

What a joke these awards have become! Let’s face it the bar to be the best English woman goalkeeper is very low! Saves a shit penalty and becomes an overnight sensation! Well done BBC there is a reason SPOTY is now on Tuesday evenings! #SPOTY

[The Face of Salema @DougBell7]

Hope @Joey7Barton is enjoying the insightful match commentary in the NLD as much as me! Fortunately the mute button is never far away! #TOTARS #WSL

[The Face of Salema @DougBell7]

@footballtweet Only if Harry Kane and Jude Bellingham stay fit and he stops using Harry Maguire as the playmaker …….

[The Face of Salema @DougBell7]

Turns out the bear didn’t want to be poked after all and is still fast asleep! Can’t wait for Joe Cole’s next bit of incisive punditry at full time! #MKDENG

[The Face of Salema @DougBell7]

Dion Dublin should stick to Homes Under the Hammer as his unbiased inane commentary is doing my head in! #justsaying #MKDENG

[The Face of Salema @DougBell7]

Turns out without Harry Kane we really are a very average team! Bring on Harry to do his stuff again! #MKDENG

[The Face of Salema @DougBell7]

Turns out without Harry Kane we really are a very average team! Bring on Harry to do his stuff again! #MKDENG

[The Face of Salema @DougBell7]

@alanshearer Not as much of a penalty as the Maguire body check 😳🤔👍

[The Face of Salema @DougBell7]

Oh do fuck off Joe Cole . England have not been “really good” they have been shit #MKDENG

[The Face of Salema @DougBell7]

Why do we insist on using Harry Maguire to control the pace of the game! He isn’t a fucking quarterback and just slows everything down. And he should have given away a penalty for that ridiculous body check #MKDENG

[The Face of Salema @DougBell7]

Don’t know what’s worse Englands performance or Dion Dublins commentary!! If Gareth really thinks this lot can be best team in the world under his managership he is deluded #MKDENG

[The Face of Salema @DougBell7]

How is Adil keeping a straight face!! Funniest Lingo show ever. Can’t wait for the final. #lingo

[The Face of Salema @DougBell7]

@ecs_xi @MehmetcikFC @FASunday_Cup @LDistrictSunday @MaxRivens @jackcads @EnglandFootball Well played boys! See you in the next round. Quadruple still alive 👍🏆🏆🏆🎊

[The Face of Salema @DougBell7]

@CarlBovis_AFC @FA_PGMOL It’s a goal because the bloody keeper is useless 🙄😳😳👍🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🎊

[The Face of Salema @DougBell7]

@ecs_xi @Pandafcnld Good luck boys. First step on road to quadruple ……👍🏆🏆🏆🏆🎉🎊🍾

[The Face of Salema @DougBell7]

Well that was fun @FaroAirport disgraceful queues at Passport Control. Automatic gates not working and 4 booths open! 90 minutes to get through no announcement!

[The Face of Salema @DougBell7]

@SkySportsPL And @GarethSouthgate will still pick him for England 🐢🐢😳🤣🤣#justsaying

[The Face of Salema @DougBell7]

@LTorzBrown It turns out even with 8 or 9 players @ecs_xi would have won as someone hadn’t checked all players were registered before KO and ECS awarded the Cup by the League. LOL 🎉🎊🍾 As the game is null and void hopefully all yellow cards, merited or not, will now be rescinded 🤔🏆🏆🏆