dougbieber

I'm a web developer and tech enthusiast.

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@KayleeKFOX_CBS awesome

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#HillaryThankYouNotes thank you for the 1970s pastel pants suits. your butt still looks big.

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#ThingsMoreAuthenticThanHillaryClinton Alien abductions

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#ThingsMoreAuthenticThanHillaryClinton A rubber hose roasting in the hot sun

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@cantrellr i guess well have to drink a lot of beer and pantomime nfl red zone

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#wherewereyou I was in a conf call with people across the globe. I was at home with access to a TV and gave a play-by-play for over 1/2 hour

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@BillKristol Once you disavow progressives.

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@cantrellr @TelegraphTech That's progressive!!!!

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@cantrellr @SenSchumer he hasnt made a deal yet.

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#CNNIs science fiction but is being run by all the beer drinking frat boys that you hated in college.

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#FakeGlobalWarmingFacts ice melts

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Chief Justice John Roberts said this to his son and his classmates as they graduated 9th grade. I urge you to read it.

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#MoreTrustedThanCNN Judas Iscariot

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#MoreTrustedThanCNN Putin!

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@jodiecongirl That's probably a common flavor for you.

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@cantrellr Doubt it. They're too stupid to move on and do the people's business

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#thingshillarydidnotblame ObamaCare

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#thingshillarydidnotblame Kathy Griffin

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#covfefe my mechanic said I needed to replace this part on my car

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@pink_funk Fake news by a fake person