Doug Bies

New York Jets fan, poker player, Instagram, Snapchat, & Untappd: dougbies

[Doug Bies @dougbies]

I turn hot dog water into ice cubes for house guests I don't like

[Doug Bies @dougbies]

Lolli

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

On this 82nd anniversary of D-Day, remember: The way we wonder why Germans didn’t stop Hitler is exactly how the rest of the world views Americans and Trump today.

[Brad @BraddrofliT]

Christians claiming they’re being persecuted by rainbows has to be one of the strangest plot twists in modern America.

A symbol that simply says “treat people with dignity” somehow became a threat to people whose faith teaches love, compassion, and acceptance.

That contradiction remains one of the weirdest subplots of our time.

[Doug Bies @dougbies]

On a scale of 1 to run club/pickleball/cold plunge, how annoying are you?

[A @ackie666]

I love gummy worms

[Doug Bies @dougbies]

Rolly Polly

[jezz @JezziiB]

The fact that the Epstein Files STILL have not turned into the Epstein Trials goes to show just how far this country has fallen.

[Doug Bies @dougbies]

B.L.T.

[Doug Bies @dougbies]

Douchebag gym bros that primally moan should be banned for life and charged with felonies

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

DISEASES ERADICATED OR DECIMATED BY SCIENCE:
1. Chickenpox
2. Diphtheria
3. Measles
4. Pertussis
5. Pneumococcal Infection
6. Polio
7. Tetanus
8. Typhoid
9. Yellow Fever
10. Smallpox

DISEASES ERADICATED OR DECIMATED BY RFK JR. OR PRAYER:
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[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

Endorsing RFK Jr. as HHS secretary is like endorsing Jeffrey Dahmer as dietary adviser.

[Doug Bies @dougbies]

Do people that ride their bicycles in car lanes on high speed limit roads know that we’d prefer it that they didn’t?

[Doug Bies @dougbies]

Everything reminds me of her

[Doug Bies @dougbies]

Yoga pup

[Doug Bies @dougbies]

Gold tesla cybercabs look dumb as fuck

[Doug Bies @dougbies]

Brrrrrrrrr

[Doug Bies @dougbies]

Imagine the absolute horror of NOT posting a monthly life recap on Instagram…