Doug Bies

New York Jets fan, poker player, Instagram, Snapchat, & Untappd: dougbies

[Doug Bies @dougbies]

She was rare, like an onion ring in french fries

[Doug Bies @dougbies]

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[Freedom Fighter @ROBERTALINDON]

Odd how having sex with mistresses can bring down a CEO. But raping children doesn't bring down a president. 🤔

[@JohnBeggs @jbeggs252]

Today I learned you could be fired as CEO of trillion dollar company for having multiple extra marital affairs, one of whom turned out to be a spy; but you can remain president of US while being a serial adulterer, rapist, accused pedo, convicted felon and Russian asset.

[Larry’s Twin 99 @LarrysTwin99]

You can find the best skanks hanging around the farmer’s market.

[Brad @BraddrofliT]

Noah’s Ark was supposedly 450 feet long. We’re expected to believe it housed the world’s animals, their food, and waste for nearly a year, with just 8 people caring for them?

That’s not history. That’s mythology defying biology, physics, and common sense.

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

Everyone knew about Russell Brand. Everyone knew about Diddy, R. Kelly, Harvey Weinstein, Bill Cosby, and Jeffrey Epstein. Everyone knew about Donald Trump. I’m so tired of people protecting rich perverts, keeping their dark secrets for decades. So damn tired.

[xx @NYsportSufferer]

My Grandpa had Hilter, my dad had Bin Laden, and I have Frank Reich and Aaron Glenn

[Larry’s Twin 99 @LarrysTwin99]

She’s a 10, but her primary email is a hotmail address.

[Trang @traaang]

Kitchen.

[Brooks Wheelan @brookswheelan]

Harrison Butker sucks. The blue wave can’t be stopped.

[Brandon Carney @BenchwarmerBran]

Butker constantly missing far right is just so on the nose I feel like it’s not even worth making jokes about anymore

[Adam Best @Arrowhead_Adam]

Enough with the Harrison Butker. Go run for Congress or start a manosphere podcast or something. Anything but kick. It’s never been more over.

[Auntie Smarty @AuntSassyAss]

Dear Muslims, sorry you have to deal with the insanity of Christian Nationalism

[Doug Bies @dougbies]

J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS

[Subi-doo @subi35460]

Stephen Miller is a weak, sniveling little bitch who looks like a used condom that got flushed, shit on, and somehow crawled back out of the toilet. Pale, balding, and permanently constipated with pure fucking insecurity. He walks around like the world’s most hate filled, pencil dicked dweeb who got the absolute shit kicked out of him every single day in high school and decided the solution was to spend the rest of his miserable life ruining other people’s. Every time he opens his mouth it’s just the sound of a bitter, pathetic coward who’s been getting his ass kicked by his own reflection since puberty and still hasn’t learned to shut the fuck up. 🖕

[Doug Bies @dougbies]

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[Doug Bies @dougbies]

New 75” tv

[Doug Bies @dougbies]

Winning

[Doug Bies @dougbies]

New art