Doug Ducey (PARODY)

It’s Ducey not “Douchey”. Common mistake. Parody Account not associated with @dougducey

[Doug Ducey (PARODY) @dougdouchee]

Man do I love brews with the boys. Brings me back to my catholic school days, lots of beers and LOTS of boys 😏 #itsmyorderbitch

[Doug Ducey (PARODY) @dougdouchee]

@bessbell @predictionmonk Hacky premise. Somewhat outdated references. No punchline. Common network writer L.

[Doug Ducey (PARODY) @dougdouchee]

@kyrstensinema You know, we could probably achieve some sort of student loan forgiveness if you vote to get rid of the filibuster?

If you don’t, you can expect lose your seat.

[Doug Ducey (PARODY) @dougdouchee]

@azcentral @kyrstensinema Get rid of the filibuster. If you do not, you are just as bad as the obstructionist Republicans.

[Doug Ducey (PARODY) @dougdouchee]

@RubinReport With respect to Larry King (RIP), how much sickness are you willing to live with Dave? #LarryKingRIP https://t.co/81XZuuAcIP

[Doug Ducey (PARODY) @dougdouchee]

Isn’t it funny that lawmakers are holding up relief because they want to make sure it goes to “people who need it”.

Where was that same energy when you helped pass and lose $380b of PPP loans? #StimulusChecksNOW #manchin #mitchbetterhavemymoney

[Doug Ducey (PARODY) @dougdouchee]

@Sen_JoeManchin Even some of the MAGA Republicans are in favor of direct payments you moron.

Don’t make this harder than it has to be and do the right thing.

[Doug Ducey (PARODY) @dougdouchee]

@ImmortalTech Health care or education not listed amongst the items. This is An American Carnival, not no god damn European Circus

[Doug Ducey (PARODY) @dougdouchee]

@HoustonFann @Pepper_ATx @frankdpi Oh Robbie, just because you state something is a fact does not make it so.

Try only driving on privately funded roads, sending your kids to private school or calling a private fire department when your house is on fire.

Hate to break it to you, but we live in a mixed economy.

[Doug Ducey (PARODY) @dougdouchee]

@wigwam Sure there is. The Democratic Party is largely center-right, with the exception of a small group of progressives.

[Doug Ducey (PARODY) @dougdouchee]

International Losers March. 2020

[Doug Ducey (PARODY) @dougdouchee]

@dgradost @SuperT96 @ninaturner @KillerMike @PeoplesParty_US No one is going to muzzle Nina Turner. If you don’t know that, then you aren’t familiar with her.

IMO it makes more sense to take over the Democratic Party. Developing a third party is going to take endless resources and time. Both of which we don’t have rn.

[Kira McManus, future MPH @KiraMcManus6]

Nina Turner is running for Congress!!!! Nina Turner is running for Congress!! Everyone spread the good news! ⁦⁦@ninaturner⁩ https://t.co/ObcUDS1pNq

[Doug Ducey (PARODY) @dougdouchee]

@Eddie_Rado WOW never thought I’d see the day!

[Doug Ducey (PARODY) @dougdouchee]

@hasanthehun @CA_DMV DMV is ass everywhere. In AZ it’s ass on purpose because we got chuds who want to completely privatize it. Like me.

[Doug Ducey (PARODY) @dougdouchee]

Giuliani too busy farting around that he somehow missed this argument 😂😂😭😭 #whendoesitend #MAGAts

[Doug Ducey (PARODY) @dougdouchee]

MAGA: “Maybe we can write Trump into a senate seat”

Everyone:

[Doug Ducey (PARODY) @dougdouchee]

Republican Civil War Summarized

Establishment Republicans: (We know that Biden won a fair election) So vote in GA runoff

MAGALAND: BOYCOTT THE RUNOFF

The rest of us:

[Doug Ducey (PARODY) @dougdouchee]

Imagine that suddenly all of social media just completely shut down in the middle of all of this madness. What do you think would happen?

[Doug Ducey (PARODY) @dougdouchee]

It’s fucking sick that Trump’s fans are now calling me RINO. That’s like, my favorite animal of all time.

[Doug Ducey (PARODY) @dougdouchee]

Well educated is a bit of a stretch..... we’re semi-literate at best.

[J. @izthisJudah]

@realDonaldTrump @dougducey You're wasting everyone's time and energy. This won't work. Ducey's fed up with you. Arizona has a very educated population and we believe in decency and your behavior is the opposite of that.