Doug Parody

Not great, Bob!

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All of you who still post here are supporting Nazis. That includes you @tim_cook

https://t.co/Rw4NuNGJFH

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@pixelmator When are you going to add image management so we can all ditch Lightroom?

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All these people who think I give a shit about following them somewhere else 🤣

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@AynRandPaulRyan @KareemHarper Oh course he did, because his head is so far up his own ass he has no idea what reality is.

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@karaswisher From The Onion, but checks out. This is why it drives me crazy every time I hear you say he’s a visionary

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@ericacbarnett 😑

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@palafo I very much *don’t* have that addiction. At least not anymore. Everyone keeps trying to figure out what to replace Twitter with and I’m just over here like “why replace it?”

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@palafo Don’t do it.

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@RichLightShed @karaswisher Balance? Centrism? Elon? Are you paying attention at all?

[SpaceX @SpaceX]

Elon Musk does not have a Twitter account, anyone who claims to be the "real" Elon Musk is a fraud.

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@Gartenberg @harrymccracken How much will @automattic be buying it from Yahoo though?

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@NPR Blatantly wrong report on the hourly news just now said verification is being rolled out on Twitter. Blue check marks are being rolled out; they’re not verifying anything!

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@aric I can’t even get Mastodon to send me a confirmation e-mail.

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I mostly abandoned Twitter years ago when it stopped being fun for me. But I’ll admit watching that whiny bitch and his empire of shit implode has made it fun again!

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@leahculver I was just about to ask when you’re relaunching Pownce when I saw this. Hope you are serious.

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Read this from @DionRabouin ‼️ https://t.co/ynzTPIrWbe #axiosmarkets

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@rachaellybeck Well I had forgotten about that.

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@rachaellybeck 🤨