Dale Earnhardt Junior Junior

rubbin is racin and burnouts are foreplay

[Dale Earnhardt Junior Junior @dougjokes]

PSA: Eating ass is safer than eating lettuce.

[Dale Earnhardt Junior Junior @dougjokes]

Hire Urban.

[Dale Earnhardt Junior Junior @dougjokes]

Fuck football

[Dan Tilkin @DanTilkinNews]

Breaking News: video of Coach Keanon Lowe disarming Parkrose High School gunman Angel Granados-Diaz. More to come.

[Dale Earnhardt Junior Junior @dougjokes]

@LeftySmooth Ya that was me

[Dale Earnhardt Junior Junior @dougjokes]

@ChesNotChest @Rhy_Rog I’m glad you’re not grabbing kids Sandusky

[Dale Earnhardt Junior Junior @dougjokes]

@Rhy_Rog @ChesNotChest Ya me too and I have children.

[Dale Earnhardt Junior Junior @dougjokes]

@Rhy_Rog @ChesNotChest Greatest invention in the history of the world n shit

[Dale Earnhardt Junior Junior @dougjokes]

Pawgs and claws

[Dale Earnhardt Junior Junior @dougjokes]

Fuck the damn skeeters and spray for stink bugs

[Dale Earnhardt Junior Junior @dougjokes]

Woke up with a real itchy asshole. I guess those middle of the night farts produced some hot snakes. I’m just going to throw these underwear away.

[Dale Earnhardt Junior Junior @dougjokes]

Jessica Fletcher don’t take no shit. Me and gram gram used to fuck with this show heavy back in the day. #MurderSheWrote

[Dale Earnhardt Junior Junior @dougjokes]

Me every time the ball is in Shea Patterson’s hands.

[Dale Earnhardt Junior Junior @dougjokes]

Well Ed’s kid is dead.

[Dale Earnhardt Junior Junior @dougjokes]

Not even halftime and I’m already drunk, crying in my underwear. Ahhh life of a Michigan fan.

[Dale Earnhardt Junior Junior @dougjokes]

AB welcome to the Dolphins bud.

[Barstool UofM (National Champs) @BarstoolUofM]

This is our instate “rival” smh

[Dale Earnhardt Junior Junior @dougjokes]

Bill Burr Paper Tiger! Watch it. Fucking Wilfred Burr is at the top of his game right now.

[Dale Earnhardt Junior Junior @dougjokes]

@Rhy_Rog I did used to think that. Tom is a fucking Cyborg.