dougjudy

Sports. Foodstuff. Bad TV. Good TV. Woodworking? Both good and bad takes on things.

[dougjudy @dougjudyyyyyy]

Eating cherries is the eating crawfish of the fruit world. You work your dick off your body and for what?! Who’s this for? This is pageantry. Who are we trying to placate with this? WHAT’S IT ALL FOR?! #TrumpEpsteinPedoFiles

[dougjudy @dougjudyyyyyy]

You’re just going about your life. Doing your day to day. And wham! Practically a knockout punch. You’re reminded that Hugh Grant cheated on Elizabeth Hurley. What an all time bag fumble.

[dougjudy @dougjudyyyyyy]

Dearest government bodies of the earth. Let’s cool it on the absurd horror movie trailers during live sports. I’m trying to get a 3 year old into hockey. Not into a chaise lounger deeply scarred. @UntilDawn_Movie Bonkers trailer. I’m in my late thirties and nearly shit blood.

[dougjudy @dougjudyyyyyy]

@KaitMarieox I had no idea who this person was. And spent a couple minutes zooming in to figure out if they were male to female trans, or female to male trans. Couldn’t decide. Hair is tricky these days.

[ALIX @onecuteassnigga]

All because the flight attendant told him to wait till the ‘seatbelt sign’ was off 🤦🏾 . Welcome to the no fly list pissman!

[dougjudy @dougjudyyyyyy]

@CharmingGrump Trash. Nope. Gonna rain.

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[dougjudy @dougjudyyyyyy]

@CharmingGrump Do it

[dougjudy @dougjudyyyyyy]

@CharmingGrump The question has to be asked…did you set the fire?

[dougjudy @dougjudyyyyyy]

@CharmingGrump Leaving during the playoffs causes the largest manifestation of anarchy

[dougjudy @dougjudyyyyyy]

@CharmingGrump Gel will be colder than science or thermodynamics allows, but all in all better to check it out than not

[dougjudy @dougjudyyyyyy]

@andyholloway Robin by David Itzkoff. Fantastic robin williams deep dive

[Courtney Theriault @cspotweet]

Your regular reminder that Kinder Surprise Eggs are banned in the US as they are considered a choking hazard for kids, with 7 lives lost globally in the past 33 years.

[Dimitri Filipovic @DimFilipovic]

so smooth

[dougjudy @dougjudyyyyyy]

If I would like an abortion, can I get one anymore? Or do I rely on an uncle throwing me down the stairs? These last couple weeks have been rough to keep track of

[lydia chlamydia @lydia_meredith]

need a bath and body works spray that smells like a day old mcdonald's bag from ur car

[dougjudy @dougjudyyyyyy]

@CharmingGrump Monkey hooks. Good up to 50lbs on a single hook

[connor morkdavid @morkalork]

Will Mike

🤝

Smiths having a rough weekend

#Oilers