🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿DougIas MacfarIane🇬🇧

Putting the anal into Analyst | Treasurer - North Lanarkshire @ScotTories | Tech Enthusiast | Likes / RTs ≠ Endorsements | Opinions own, etc..

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿DougIas MacfarIane🇬🇧 @Douglas4NL]

@teddybear_inc @GrahamSMSP ...unfortunately, though with some reason, the UK Government designated data centres as Critical National Infrastructure, so that's unlikely.

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿DougIas MacfarIane🇬🇧 @Douglas4NL]

@teddybear_inc @GrahamSMSP This is where you need to extract concessions. Better connectivity for the local community, closed loop cooling to minimise water use. Better still, if it were possible the waste heat should be getting used for something productive like heating a swimming pool...

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@MelonieMac @mask_bastard https://t.co/3hJ0UONhNm

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿DougIas MacfarIane🇬🇧 @Douglas4NL]

@Grummz You think the game is going to be value for money? Never mind any good?

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿DougIas MacfarIane🇬🇧 @Douglas4NL]

@LeoKearse He was terminally unfunny at the outset of Mock the Week. By the end of its BBC run, Andy Parsons was the funniest guy on the show. There was no change in his comedy routine.

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@ScotExpress

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@mehercle @vanhanenist Britannia Minor

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿DougIas MacfarIane🇬🇧 @Douglas4NL]

@mehercle @Erudite4Unity Duolingo's Latin sounds Italian. Didn't think a dead language would have a set accent 🤷🏻‍♂️

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿DougIas MacfarIane🇬🇧 @Douglas4NL]

@mehercle @Erudite4Unity Doubt you switch into RP, though?

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿DougIas MacfarIane🇬🇧 @Douglas4NL]

@mehercle @Erudite4Unity I have a "telephone" voice in where I soften my Lanarkshire accent and slow it down, especially working in an international context in English with non-native speakers. Still wouldn't be mistaken for anything else, though. Take umbrage at it being called Glaswegian, though.

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@mask_bastard Body Harvest

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿DougIas MacfarIane🇬🇧 @Douglas4NL]

@euanmccolm Up there with the Health Education Board of Scotland helpfully advising us not to take the toaster into the bath with us.

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@BrianSpanner1 @rugbycath

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿DougIas MacfarIane🇬🇧 @Douglas4NL]

@Sargon_of_Akkad @UnityNewsNet I hear you're a psephologist now, Carl?

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@whyteforAEast All relative when your former Chief Exec left a 24ft campervan shaped hole in the finances 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Dan McCroskrie @DanMcC1990]

When you order by-election predictions from Temu.

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿DougIas MacfarIane🇬🇧 @Douglas4NL]

@ecoscotgarden Get your anchor babies in lads, if you've got an Irish grandparent, even better in the passport stakes.

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿DougIas MacfarIane🇬🇧 @Douglas4NL]

Not quite Operation Plumbbob but decent effort all the same. Чудово!

[OSINTtechnical @Osinttechnical]

Footage of a Ukrainian attack drone hitting a storage tank at the Moscow Oil Refinery this morning, sending the tank lid perfectly soaring hundreds of feet.

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@craigymeighan Took 4 attempts to register. It's dogshit garbage.