Douglas Murithi🇰🇪

Realist
Educator
Chelsea FC⚽️
Politics
Jokes

[Nyx🐦‍🔥 @moons_womb]

This anti intellectualism era is so strange. It’s like people actually get irritated when presented with an opportunity to learn something.

[Yakob @yakobper90]

France having 0 shots on target all game is frightening man this has been a footballing lesson of the highest order.

[yimikal. @yimikaaaa]

My mom told me 'Addiction is proof that you are capable of intense devotion.... You just serve a false god'
I haven’t been the same since.

[Aidan Simardone @AidanSimardone]

Europeans want African minerals, African oil, African cocoa, African coffee, African labor, but they don't want Africans

[The Touchmine | 𝐓 @TouchmineX]

🚨𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Argentina has become the first nation in World Cup history to reach the semifinals without facing a single top-18 ranked opponent.

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

nobody:

me on twitter:🔁🔁🔁🔁🔁🔁🔁

[Rèed @Ian_San254]

Being naked while wearing shoes feels more naked than being naked.

[بهاء خليل Bahaa khaleel @rosemag_3]

هذا الهدف المصري الملغى
سيبقى شاهدأ على فساد الفيفا
الى الابد

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

have you ever been annoyed by someone's mindset? like, you cannot believe they actually think like that.

[Bd@irB@ll @Bd_irB_ll]

Gabriel is one of the few remaining CBs who loves the physicality and the problem for him is Haaland is one of the few remaining strikers who loves it even more

[Joel Jirani @JoelJirane]

Goons being escorted closely by their fellows in uniform.

Goon and police state country!!!

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Did you know?

The bearded vulture is the only known animal whose diet is almost exclusively bone.

[Rising Stars XI @RisingStarXI]

🇧🇷🤦‍♂️ 𝗡𝗢𝗧 𝗖𝗔𝗟𝗟𝗜𝗡𝗚-𝗨𝗣 𝗝𝗢𝗔̃𝗢 𝗣𝗘𝗗𝗥𝗢 (𝟮𝟰) was a DIABOLICAL DECISION.

[David Shuster @DavidShuster]

Withdraw all forces from Persian gulf, lift all sanctions on Iran, give Iran $12B immediately and $12B more in 60 days, give Iran $300B in construction, let Iran control/toll Strait of Hormuz. US gets promise to discuss Iran nukes. This is not a deal. It is a US surrender.

[Ciru Muriuki 🇰🇪🪬 @CiruMuriuki]

And we have the same number of World Cups 🤭

[scar @imfat]

remember when it starts to work, shut your f*cking mouth

[Humble African. @AzimOscar]

The same government that wants you to pay your house manager atleast ksh 18000 pm, is the same same government that pays a professional JSS teacher KSh 17,000.
Drain the swamp!

[Sulaiman Ahmed @ShaykhSulaiman]

BREAKING: Explosions in Tehran, Iran.