doug crippen

[Shaggy JTS 🇺🇸 @JtShaggy]

She’s the funniest girl alive!! Love ❤️ her

[Holman @heymrholman]

This will forever be hilarious

[SharpClarke 🔪 @SharpClarkeNFL]

haven’t laughed this hard in a minute

[Tom Krasniqi @TKras]

Horrendous tape!

[Yasir Ai @AiwithYasir]

EVERYONE USES GOOGLE MAPS.

But almost nobody uses it right. Most people type an address, hit "Directions," and call it a day. Meanwhile Maps is sitting on features that can save you time, gas, arguments, and the occasional scare.

Here are 8 you need to know:🧵

[Hambone's Word. 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 @Keithhambone]

Mitch Hedberg had the best one liners in comedy!🤣🤣🤣

[Stag @StagBeChillin]

This freestyle was absolutely INSANE. Bar after BAR. 😤🔥

[84-0.com: Sports Draft Games @84and0]

SOCIAL MEDIA STAYS UNDEFEATED!💀🤣

[Dustin Straight @Carnage2469]

Dark humor anyone?

[Lilly Batson @Lilly_bat98]

This is my all-time favorite Norm Joke 🤣

[🇺🇸🍊🧡southerngalpal 🧡🍊🇺🇸 @belleofva]

🤔😯😲😂🤣😂🤣

[Tyler Ratcliff @TylerRatcliff17]

I’m not sure who taught this kid this joke, but I know they’re in trouble. On the other hand this is quite possibly the best joke I’ve ever heard🤣🤣

[X SHORTS 🎬 @thrillerhub]

I'd watch the news daily if this was it!! 😂😂😂

[Alvin @Alvin1492840]

They sat back and hit play on the same fight.

The soap opera effect was gone. Every punch looked cinematic instead of hyper-real. The colors were natural — skin tones looked like skin, not spray tan. Dark corners of the ring had actual shadow detail instead of a black void. The backlight was at full power because eco mode wasn't throttling it anymore. The soundbar was finally receiving a full Dolby Atmos signal instead of a downmixed stereo stream. The HDMI was passing 10-bit HDR for the first time. The home screen ads were gone. The TV wasn't taking screenshots. The microphone wasn't listening.

Same Samsung TV. Same panel. Same $1,800.
The guy said: "I almost bought a new TV last year because I thought this one had a bad picture."

His friend said: "The picture was never bad. The settings were. Samsung makes some of the best display panels in the world — they literally manufacture screens for other brands. But they ship every TV configured for a Best Buy showroom and default every privacy setting to 'give us your data.' Nobody tells you to change any of it because Samsung profits from every setting you leave untouched."

"The Vivid mode keeps you thinking the picture is supposed to look like that. The eco mode keeps your electricity bill slightly lower so you don't complain. The ACR keeps feeding your data to advertisers. The Bixby mic keeps listening. The home screen ads keep generating revenue. Every default is designed for Samsung's benefit — not yours."

"9 settings. 11 minutes. And a TV that finally looks the way a $1,800 panel was always supposed to look."
Save this thread. Share it with someone whose Samsung TV is still on Vivid mode.

[doug crippen @douglascripp]

@waitmaya 31

[El Marqués de las Zorreras @EZorreras]

Cuando tengas un mal año, acuérdate de Paco.

[Penny @pennyelizabeths]

Is this a universal guy fear or is it only all the guys I know?

[tribal chief ☝🏻🩸 @luireigns]

“Primetime” Elix Skipper did this famous Hurricanrana while WALKING ON TOP OF THE CAGE at TNA Turning Point 2004

One of the most unbelievable moments in pro wrestling history 🤯

[Sara @Sara1061858]

This Joke Took a Crazy Turn 😂

[Sienna @Sienna25567]

The Greatest Magician Switch Ever Caught on Camera.