Douglas Berger

Humble designer w/ shiny awards, CEO: @remixed; co-founder: @facturlabs; host: @brandshowlive; and, my amazing wife + kids agree my observations are inane.

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@emeryberger After the first of the year, I’m removing the app (waiting for business reasons), and @Remixed will be removing it from our Social Media offerings.

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@JohnLegere

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I don’t care.

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@DonaldJTrumpJr No matter your ideology, a human was brutally beaten. That’s not ok.

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@neiltyson Come to Florida, and find out for yourself.

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@nicabar Would be cooler to grab sushi together, next week. 🤓

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@0liviajulianna What? Did you just diagnose me with ADHD?

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@TuroSupport @turo After almost a dozen calls, I finally got most of my issues resolved. More than 24 hours ago. Try harder for your other customers.

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.@Turo is it normal protocol for your agents to hang up on customers experiencing issues with your service?

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@ofctimallen That’s shockingly original and refreshing. How DO you do it? #personwomanmancameratv

[REMIXED® @remixed]

We are pleased to announce Remixed has won 9 Summit International Awards this year. In the category of Outdoor Signage, we received recognition for the work we did for Rebellion Wine Bar.

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They like me! They really like me!

[REMIXED® @remixed]

Congrats to all the Orlando Weekly Best of winners, especially to one of our co-owners for winning Best Graphic Designer. Plus, a special nod to our clients, past and present, who won, including CityArts, Zebra Coalition, A&H, Walt Disney World … and our neighborhood cat, Lulu.

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When Queen Elizabeth falls off the toilet, has she been dethroned?

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@tdfrancois @DataDrivenMD @MaryLTrump Says someone obsessed with Jesus #irony

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If you take a shit in a courthouse, does that constitute doing your civic doodie? #ElectionDay

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Me: Kosher chicken just tastes better.
Her: Why? Because it’s blessed?
Me: No. The chicken isn’t blessed. But, it is bawk mitzvah’ed.

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How cool is this!?

[REMIXED® @remixed]

@remixed is honored to, once again, be named a top Social Media Marketing Firm, as well as one of the top Advertising & Digital Media Marketing Agencies by @OBJUpdate #socialmediamarketing #Advertising #DigitalMarketing #agency #awards #awards2022 https://t.co/iFTgI8V0fJ

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@emeryberger He's constantly testing the waters. If he manages to retain the governorship, then he runs for POTUS. And, he knows, as POTUS, he can do whatever the fuck he wants, as was made quite clear by 45.

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I’m beyond honored just to be nominated. And, if anyone is listening in this echo chamber we call Twitter, your support would be more than appreciated.

[REMIXED® @remixed]

We are excited to announce our founding partner, Doug Berger, has been nominated for Best Local Graphic Artist/Designer! It would be amazing if you would take a few minutes to vote for him. 🤘

#Remixed #OrlandoWeekly #BestOfOrlando2022 #BrandDesign

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My alter ego is my superego.