Doug

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Oh yeah thanks ye

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@ZoeJardiniere

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Is this a spoof? Or is Nigel in charge already? WTF @TfL @MayorofLondon @AngelaRayner

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Is this a spoof? Or is Nigel in charge already? WTF @TfL @MayorofLondon @AngelaRayner

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Yea pop it out now, I reckon they’re still collecting

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No YOUR office kitchen is under resourced

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brb just gonna vomit myself inside out

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Britain 2024, a bandstand

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Horsis onley

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Yeah, that should do it

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The main food groups! @BBCNews

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APART FROM IN THIS PHOTO @TheSun

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DONT BITE THE HAND THAT FEEDS YOU! Wait, that YOU FEED? wait this has to work somehow, FUCK wait AGH

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There is no evidence that society is becoming more selfis-

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One thing we’ve learnt from the @BBCNews coverage of the conflict, Hamas absolutely runs that Hamas-run Hamas health ministry run by Hamas

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Live laugh

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Mission Impossible 867:

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@TheBookerPrizes bit much to dig up the old girl for that - was she even much of a reader?

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No one could have foreseen this

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‘Right, me thinks the long cotton bud for this one - hold still’

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Can we start calling it presently known as X yet?