Doug Penner

[Doug Penner @douglaspenner]

Remember the days before #youtube didn't have advertising, those were the good times. That's what I'll tell my kids one day

[Doug Penner @douglaspenner]

Thank to insta, I didn't need to go to #JasonAldean. Pretty much experienced the concert front row at home.

[Doug Penner @douglaspenner]

That moment in your life when your waist size jumps from 34 to 36 and u have nothing to wear... #roughtimes #diettime #orshopping

[Doug Penner @douglaspenner]

Does anyone turn their iPhone sideways to text?? #odd #tryitsometime

[Doug Penner @douglaspenner]

That moment when you sit down on a toilet and realize u don't have your phone on you. .

[Doug Penner @douglaspenner]

Mmmm, my spider parts are tingling. Lewis from suits"

[Doug Penner @douglaspenner]

We have an appointment with a big bird #delayed #airportshinannigans http://t.co/qFOYZXQP9A

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If sex with 3 people is a threesome, and sex with 2 people is a twosome, now I understand why they call me handsome

[Doug Penner @douglaspenner]

Calgary Hitmen, open everything! http://t.co/MGAZgWV2kU

[Doug Penner @douglaspenner]

Lake Loui today http://t.co/ucd93VM9lQ

[Doug Penner @douglaspenner]

@only1drewsif ya ? #pphonecalls

[Doug Penner @douglaspenner]

Trying to get my tweets up #tweet #me

[Doug Penner @douglaspenner]

@kahlialauren ya that's right #im right

[Doug Penner @douglaspenner]

@teetilly I remember #remember

[Doug Penner @douglaspenner]

@scottyfresh32 is a nice guy #lieslieslies

[Doug Penner @douglaspenner]

@scottyfresh32 you know how I know your gay, #checkmylasttweet # fag #max

[Doug Penner @douglaspenner]

@scottyfresh32 I tweeted you#checkyourtwitter

[Doug Penner @douglaspenner]

@scottyfresh32 hey fag # doosh fag to the max!