Doug

From Michigan.

[Doug @dougloper]

@cb_doge @grok Obviously it is AI. There's no way that dumpster could handle like that in real life.

[Doug @dougloper]

@fictitiousfruit @AMAZlNGNATURE If you grab a snapping turtle by the sides, you're going to get bit. They can reach that far back.

[Doug @dougloper]

@proudelephant Na na na na goodbye

[Doug @dougloper]

@JDunlap1974 Only if it's the most painful way possible.

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@DOGE__news She "COULD Be" if she wasn't so fucking ugly.

[Doug @dougloper]

@FoxNews just STFU with the commentating. Your viewers want to see the memorial, not your opinions.

[Doug @dougloper]

@TuckerCNews AAAAA

[Doug @dougloper]

Thank you @SecretaryWright and @ENERGY for keeping the J.H. Campbell Power Plant running so Michigan doesn't have to deal with brownouts like that shithole California.

[Doug @dougloper]

@birrit_b @RivianUpdates @Tesla @Rivian

[Doug @dougloper]

Dog shit ads like the ones from @Sundance_Chevy are the exact reason I can't listen to FM radio. I tune in to @WGRD for @fbhwshow then the minute that ends it's directly to @SIRIUSXM or @youtubemusic

[Doug @dougloper]

https://t.co/qmDVnr54iD

[David Harns @DavidHarns]

Steven and Lupe Izzo share a moment after Tom Izzo's 700th win tonight.

[Doug @dougloper]

@MattMonagan It could never be @chucknorris . Nobody would believe it.

[Doug @dougloper]

#NewProfilePic

[Doug @dougloper]

@obvious_shirts @BigCountry1739 Following both already and would love to have this shirt to hang in our rec room bar.

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[Doug @dougloper]

@DarshunKendrick @realDonaldTrump Wow! Just, wow! I'm not going to ask how you got elected to public office. The (D) answers that. But how the hell did you pass the GA bar exam?

[Grace Basketball @GraceMensBBall]

Our JV program continues to add depth, with the signing of former Cedar Springs HS standout Nick Scott! https://t.co/FWphP41ZAN

[Doug @dougloper]

@meijer if it's not one thing it's another at the Cedar Springs store. 3 of 5 plastic/can return machines is broken. We are lined up out the door. This store sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Doug @dougloper]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Doug @dougloper]

So frustrated with @sprintcare right now. Employees giving different stories at different corporate locations. It's ridiculous. @sprint is the worst.