Douglas “Nose Candy” Foster

Obliterating box enthusiast and puddle maker

[Douglas “Nose Candy” Foster @DougNoseCandy]

@OscarRe44725893 @spicypito @jygupp I’m raping you to tears

[Douglas “Nose Candy” Foster @DougNoseCandy]

@DougTheGloveF Shorty a natural disaster 😭

[Douglas “Nose Candy” Foster @DougNoseCandy]

@erniefnsherman Looks like my buddy @DougTheGloveF

[Douglas “Nose Candy” Foster @DougNoseCandy]

@i_love_tweas Easily expand

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@impaledbygordon I wonder how her box feels

[Douglas “Nose Candy” Foster @DougNoseCandy]

Anyone know how to make your dick bigger in one week? I need to be able to pulverize a freshman to the point she calls her mom asking to drop out of school the next morning.

[Douglas “Nose Candy” Foster @DougNoseCandy]

@impaledbygordon @Boneslovesbag Give me two weeks to digest this invite

[Douglas “Nose Candy” Foster @DougNoseCandy]

@impaledbygordon @Boneslovesbag Not the first. Definitely not the last. #expand

[Gordon “The Impaler” Fletcher, CFP, CLU, MBA @impaledbygordon]

@DougNoseCandy I use to take girls walking by in college and stick a 12 oz corona in their colon and turn em upside down

[Douglas “Nose Candy” Foster @DougNoseCandy]

@impaledbygordon The good ole days

[Douglas “Nose Candy” Foster @DougNoseCandy]

Has anyone actually done ass beers before. I’m genuinely curious here

[Douglas “Nose Candy” Foster @DougNoseCandy]

@impaledbygordon #makeyourownkeg

[Douglas “Nose Candy” Foster @DougNoseCandy]

@wakemdahnrick I’m gonna rip ur toes off

[Douglas “Nose Candy” Foster @DougNoseCandy]

Just cooked chicken and forgot to season it. Feeling more remorse right now than Lindsay Clancy. #foid

[Connor “The Bagnent” Millar @bagbeast]

Yeah got it I’ll let him know

[Douglas “Nose Candy” Foster @DougNoseCandy]

@4_skincheeze @i_love_tweas Blu,

Choke her and spit in her mouth for me. #stapled

[Chuck “The Ice Man” Liddell @i_love_tweas]

my type is submissive pawgs. but i’ll settle for a 4.5 on probably any circumstance. just don’t text me back on some “we should hangout again” shit. i do not care if u get hit by a car on the way home. if i fell in love with my hand just bc it made me cum, you’d call me a fool.

[Douglas “Nose Candy” Foster @DougNoseCandy]

@impaledbygordon @i_love_tweas Act like you’ve been here before

[Douglas “Nose Candy” Foster @DougNoseCandy]

Nailed a black chick once. She started calling my dick the black plague after that. #blackbelt #infected

[Douglas “Nose Candy” Foster @DougNoseCandy]

One time I shot a rope on some chick so hard she woke up with a welt on her chest. Looked like she played paintball the day before