Douglas Prindle

the man, the myth, the legend

[Douglas Prindle @dougprindle]

At least when you take out a #trump250 to fill your tank you'll have a helpful picture to knowcwho to blame.

[Dr. Alexander S. Burns @KKriegeBlog]

A lot of folks are comparing the shooting yesterday to the Boston Massacre.

During the Boston Massacre, the 300+ protestors were throwing ice and chanting "fire" (ie, "shoot us") at the 9 British soldiers. The British officer in charge, Captain Thomas Preston, was trying to deescalate the situation by dispersing the crowd without firing. Obviously, he failed.

All of the soldiers (and Captain Preston) were swiftly arrested the next morning. Despite their quick prosecution, Captain Preston was terrified that he would be lynched by a mob if the jail was stormed, as you can see from a letter of his that I photographed in the British archives below.

The same thing happened to Captain John Porteous, an officer jailed following a shooting in Scotland in 1736. Porteous, despite receiving a stay of execution, was lynched by a Scottish mob.

[Gene Trevino @GenoVeno73]

So, if according to the new government website, and according to @realDonaldTrump and the MAGA cult, Nancy Pelosi was behind the January 6th insurrection — can any MAGA member answer these questions:
1) Why would Nancy Pelosi orchestrate an insurrection to STOP the certification of an election HER candidate won?

2) If Nancy Pelosi was behind the January 6th insurrection, then why did @realDonaldTrump pardon all of "Pelosi's insurrectionists?"

3) If Nancy Pelosi was behind January 6th, then why did Trump wait for over 3 hours without stopping "Pelosi's insurrection?"
He would have called in the DC National Guard.

4) If Nancy Pelosi was behind the January 6th insurrection, then why did Trump go on live TV and tell "Pelosi's insurrectionists" - "We love you, you’re very special?"

5) If Nancy Pelosi was behind the January 6th insurrection, then why did Trump call "Pelosi's insurrectionists" patriots?

6) If Nancy Pelosi was behind the January 6th insurrection, then why did @realDonaldTrump call "Pelosi's insurrection" a "Day of Love?"

7) If Nancy Pelosi was behind the January 6th insurrection, why would her own "insurrectionists" be looking to murder her?

You MAGA idiots are such easy fucking marks for Donald Trump's LIES and BULLSHIT bcos you lack even the most basic of critical thinking skills.

Donald Trump makes fools of you all.

[Ozoon @Ozoon_CA]

Ok, it’s not funny but…

Whoever made this wins the internet today! 🏆

[Douglas Prindle @dougprindle]

@AngieMentink We gotta see this right? I gotta love a baseball player in my bmi category

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Seems to me, in @MLB, if you are hit by a pitch on ball four, you should advance two bases: one for the hit-by-pitch and one for ball four.

[Douglas Prindle @dougprindle]

@PuckSports And he dId it AGAIN

[Nathan Bishop @nathan_h_b]

The Mariners let Humpy win again, an egregious and insulting indulgence that almost certainly directly led to yesterday’s loss. Only ritualistically sacrificing him can balance the humors and guarantee a victory this evening.

Humpy must die.

[Douglas Prindle @dougprindle]

Castillo totally got squeezed

[Douglas Prindle @dougprindle]

#mariners why no challenge?

[Douglas Prindle @dougprindle]

@realbrandonnaff @MarinerMuse Whether it is a foul tip isn't reviewable, but whether the catcher caught it is, right?

[Douglas Prindle @dougprindle]

@RpsAgainstTrump Oh my stars

[Nikki @too_knowing]

OH of fucking course you have to pay to play nyt mini crossword now. bastards.

[Kent “The Cannon” Jennings @kentjennings722]

I hope whoever locked the NYT Mini crossword behind a subscription has warm pillows the rest of their miserable lives.

[Brian Roemmele @BrianRoemmele]

A message from the 1980s:

“You know the 80s miss you, right?”

[Senator Roland Gutierrez @RolandForTexas]

This is full-on authoritarianism.

Free @NicoleCollier95. #txlege

[Douglas Prindle @dougprindle]

@Khanstillday Sponge

[Vince Langman @LangmanVince]

Ok. This is funny 😂😂

[BaseballHistoryNut @nut_history]

Bugs Bunny once threw an immaculate inning with one pitch