WHO’S NEXT?!
The CEO Rumble has a new challenger…
1999 HONDA CIVIC
MAIN: Sokka
STRENGTHS: Stock Fundamentals, Combo Mileage, Slick Mixups
WEAKNESSES: Driving Uphill, Modern Tech, Ignoring the Check Engine Light
SIGNATURE MOVE: Parking Lot Donuts
Will the pros be able to make this classic crash out? Or will the Civic send them to the junkyard?
I really hope this means we will have the stage on Saturday for the main event
Think rivals being a main event Saturday close out game would be really fun and allow for us to have some hype experiences
If we’re just a side event tho imma be really disappointed
Shout out to niggas who stay. I ran a set with a Zuko boogidy bopped him 27-2 and guess what THAT nigga was LEARNING. I wasn’t leaving till HE said he was done because HE wants to get better fuck I love a REAL fight gamer
TOP 100 LOX PLAYERS IN THE WORLD (by 2026 ranked season) this is now the third list where the lowest rank is masters! Along with Zetter and Clairen… huh I wonder if they have anything in common 🤔 congrats loxes tho!! 🍾🍾🍾
Final Triumph.
If any orgs wanna sponsor the greatest and most stylish lox in the world for future competitions hopefully this video proves me worthy 🙏🏾
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Likes & rts appreciated
Breathing in hefty lungfuls of smoke as I get explosive diarrhea from salad, the sky turns apocalyptic orange while oil companies drill in protected lands, screwworms are eating cattle alive and the president just paid $6 million for rape. And I’m also able to bet on all of it!
3rd at garden brawl only losing to the strongest zett in the world
Losers finals was genuinely a top 3 favorite sets I’ve ever I’ve ever played in my life
Both played our hearts out unbelievable goated tournament