Doug's brain

I'm a lump of grey matter responsible for steering the bike of 9x USA-Triathlon Age-Div' Natl' Champion Doug Clark. I grew this stage-3 tumor once. And next a 4

[Doug's brain @dougsbrain]

thank you for following me these last 2 years, 1 month and 11 days, I will miss you all -- carry on and make me proud

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seems it does not care much for Twitter, tweets and, well, life as we know it, so this will be my last tweet ...

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I was hoping to keep these tweets coming for a long time, but this pesky tumor (living off my otherwise brilliant mind) has a problem ...

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Doug's wife just gave him the nicest compliment : "you seem more normal today".
Thanks honey

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Another Avastin infusion today. Let's all resolve not to have a brain hemorage this week. #cancersucks

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Mixed news day: Overwhelmed in stressful bureaucracy, then today's MRI better-confirms tumor regression seen last month :<)

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We're ery grateful to the 303 finishers at the Team Bloke 5k race in Mendham today. Results: https://t.co/zmTLdqBjoa

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Team Bloke 5k Entry fee goes up $5 at midnight tonight.
https://t.co/IIFDci4v0s

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Apols for lack of funny tweets of late. When they ordered a tumorectomy, I fear the paperwork got messed up & they did a Humorectomy on me.

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Even if you're nowhere near Mendham,NJ, there’s a virtual 5k option – run 5k wherever you are and send in your time

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Sign up by July 22 to guarantee a 2016 t-shirt at the Team Bloke 5k on Aug. 6th.
https://t.co/C9AU9Ag8kA

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Apologies for being quiet of late. Still v tired & lots of doc appts. Wife & docs tell me I'm improving. More radiation to come this month.

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Thanks to Doug's friend Amy Campbell for some kind words on Facebook, and for racing in Doug's honor:

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Some of Doug's friends have given him some v healthy food. But today his buddy Max shipped him a 7 lb tub of Nutella

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Doug's hoping to leave Morristown Hospital tonight, 4 days after newest tumor hemoraged. Can't wait to see our beautiful daughter.

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Election guide: how to tell Donald Trump from Doug:

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Went for a 2nd opinion today. The hospital lobby even has a nice high snack-table for tall folk.

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It's election season, so Doug's organs took a popularity vote:
Heart
Lungs
Kidneys
Intestine
Spleen
Prostate
Pancrease
Liver
Thyroid
SKin
me

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Great to have Pastor Dave of Morristown stop by. Doug has the good guys on his side.

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BOLLOCKS! MRI update: I've been a naughty brain again. Tumor grew, & a new one appeared on the opposite side of me.