dougshiflet

Single Dad back in Alaska
Building Bikes, Raising a Princess. Trying to keep a smile

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@_BasedCow_ Gold is like one of the softest medals that exist exists, but this is funny

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Ace Frehley, the wild Spaceman of Kiss who played guitar in the band throughout their Seventies heyday and again during the reunion period in the Nineties and inspired an entire generation of musicians, has died at age 74.

More on his life and legacy:
https://t.co/8EKMz8SVtM

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@DiabolicalSpuds Those are actually cock rings for when you f****** really skinny girl so that her pelvic bone doesn't bruise you

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@HibernianPsycho @escapefrommelos That's a Pacific islander not a latin girl

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@Howlingmutant0 Have you not seen white southern pentacostals

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@JDVance @tedcruz Shiner Bock and Bluebell Ice Cream

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@DudespostingWs This could totally happen in Alaska

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@Dexerto Cheating is not cheating if it is business strategy, then it's called success, Congrats Elon Musk on the run I can't get anywhere near

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@joelgaines I can put you in touch with some veteran types that might be able to assist you...?

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@JordynneGrace Wow

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@NORADCommand Those of us out here on these little Alaskan Islands greatly appreciate when you stop by on your way to letting the Russians know you'd like to say hi. See you boys on the next fuel refill.

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@Rothmus Listen comrade, there is vodka and zhenshina in this direction , we will tell them I did not carry you. Now get on the shoulder....and be sure to urinate on the babushka on your way out

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@DiscussingFilm Some things should be left to the passed actors legacy...this is one of them

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@KUUD3R3GF Smash

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@tjbrutalcustoms Relaxation

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@elonmusk I'd just love to work for you...lol