Can you Doug it?

I'm probably on here an unhealthy amount

[user1837291836 @Tyronetheg3]

Madden 24 is fire🔥🔥 @EASPORTS_MUT

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

I have an admission to make. I asked Trump for TWO pardons and a commutation, and I ask the same of Biden.

Pardon Julian Assange and Edward Snowden, and commute the sentence of Ross Ulbricht.

[Bloomberg @business]

South Korea’s chip stockpiles increased by the most in more than four years, suggesting a slowdown in demand for memory chips used in electronics worldwide https://t.co/sdOlQN89wy

[McSweeney's @mcsweeneys]

"The best way to solve a problem happening right now is us waiting for you to vote later. Because if we did something now, some people might not vote for us. And if they don’t vote for us later, then we can’t do something later! You see the problem."
https://t.co/hLwCfjeZen

[Michal Shafrir @Miexriir]

They put me in charge of organizing a party for my coworkers so I said I rented a nice rooftop bar for dinner/drinks. What I didn’t say is that I also hired 1 mime and 1 Austin Powers impersonator to show up an hour in

[akivamcohen.bsky.social @AkivaMCohen]

Trump said "I'm the effing President take me to the Capitol" and tried to physically grab the wheel of the car.

This is infucking sane. Head of security didn't disagree with that description of events. Literally a physical fight with his security over this

[⚽️ Karri Salas ⚽️ @Karri_Kemyst]

EVERYBODY STOP RIGHT NOW AND WATCH THIS!!! THIS IS WHAT WE ALL NEEDED!

[Alan MacLeod @AlanRMacLeod]

They said it! They literally just came out and said it!

[Rebecca Katz @RebeccaKKatz]

Dem electeds cannot just spend the day simply telling people to vote.

We did vote.

We need leaders who understand the urgency of the fucking moment.

[Mac @GoodPoliticGuy]

Probably the fastest rightward shift in my life and it’s happening while democrats control the house, senate, and presidency

[Can you Doug it? @dougstrouth]

If anyone can show me using the complain features in the app hurts the person driving I will stop. Until then I'll complain when I don't get my food or half the order is missing

[Can you Doug it? @dougstrouth]

Doordash sucks. I rarely get my food right if I even get it

[Can you Doug it? @dougstrouth]

Like for real. I tracked the gps past the gate

[akivamcohen.bsky.social @AkivaMCohen]

I remember repeatedly saying that if the government can ask American's to serve and potentially die, politicians need to be willing to risk losing their jobs to do the right thing.

He's absofuckinglutely right, and WAY too many of our politicians don't come close to meeting that

[Black Hole @konstructivizm]

NASA Jupiter’s south pole, taken by Cassini