@lyft I received a wrongful damage charge. Customer service closed my dispute with minimal discussion and refuses to re-open it. I’ve done nothing wrong and I have no say in my own case. This treatment is UNJUST and APPALLING.
Previously Apple lowered my iPhone battery life to make me buy another one. Today, Apple hacked my brain and made me drop my iPhone to break its FaceTime functionality just before their next launch. I’M ON TO YOU, TIM COOK!
Having trouble waking up early for work? Try these two steps: 1) walk through at least seventeen spider webs on your way to the car. 2) swerve out of the way of a random object that’s hurdling towards you on the interstate. Works like a charm!
If you want fantasy football advice, I made it to 5 championships this year 🏈🏆 If you’re having a rough day, I lost all of them... except for the one that has no money 🤷🏽♂️