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⚠️⚠️ RP/PARODY ⚠️⚠️
❌ 🔞 MDNI 🔞 ❌ PFP : lack
🎄 = Lily

[🔥💀おたく💀🔥 @doujeanne]

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ℝ #milkprayer

[🔥💀おたく💀🔥 @doujeanne]

BEAT THAT! CMON! I DARE YA!

[🔥💀おたく💀🔥 @doujeanne]

🎄 AGREED...! If some horrible monster is out there trying to besmudge...besmirk... bes... to ruin Santa's good name, then, I'll gladly accept your help in hunting it down!

With that in mind, please tell me all you know, Reindeer!

[𝘚é𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘢 @cruadinSetanta]

"Oh. Hm...maybe we should go find it then—ta' get rid of it an' all."

If it's even real.
To be honest, he'd rather Santa be some demure-looking girl than whatever rotund beast people are on about.

[🔥💀おたく💀🔥 @doujeanne]

🎄 Santa's legacy, Santa's soul, is impossibly large...!

However, if some horrid beast is trying to pass itself off as Santa... Then that would definitely warrant destroying.

It isn't even Christmas yet... I never would have thought this could happen in May...

[𝘚é𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘢 @cruadinSetanta]

"Huh?! Not like that—!!"

He knew better. Mentor would kick his ass.

"You're like—small. The way other people were talkin' bout "Santa" like it was some big, huge beast."

[🔥💀おたく💀🔥 @doujeanne]

🎄 Well...! You're just a boy!

Sexist kids don't get presents, you know?! You should be nicer to Santa!

[𝘚é𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘢 @cruadinSetanta]

"Hah?!"

Santa isn't a creature?!
"But yer just a girl?!"

[🔥💀おたく💀🔥 @doujeanne]

🎄 I'M AFRAID OF DYlNG!!! I'M SANTA- ME!! DON'T DO THAT!

[𝘚é𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘢 @cruadinSetanta]

BUT HE WANTS TO!!

"What's wrong? Afraid of missin' out on the hunting?"

[🔥💀おたく💀🔥 @doujeanne]

🎄 GOOD CHILDREN DO NOT HUNT SANTA!!

[𝘚é𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘢 @cruadinSetanta]

Maybe he can hunt this Santa thing they all keep goin' on about.

[🔥💀おたく💀🔥 @doujeanne]

I... guess you could say that?

Long story short?

He made a big fuckin' mess of things, then made himself try to solve it, and I got wrapped up in trying to undo all the shit he caused.

...still a bit pissed about that.

[James Moriarty. @Mathemalignancy]

Guh,

Well, ehem. I’m actually telling the truth. Still, I’m curious how you two got to know one another…did he get you wrapped up in some scheme?

[🔥💀おたく💀🔥 @doujeanne]

🎄 THAT'S STILL TOO CLOSE TO THE NAUGHTY LIST!

[🔥💀おたく💀🔥 @doujeanne]

...I hate to be the one to tell you this, twink, but that's exactly the kind of lame thing he'd brag about.

[James Moriarty. @Mathemalignancy]

Mmm, yes. He is a bit geriatric, isn’t he. Mind you, I’m NOTHING like he is. I’m as fit and flexible as can be! [Still a nerd.]

[🔥💀おたく💀🔥 @doujeanne]

🎄 NO! THE OPPOSITE! SANTA SHOULD NEVER SUMMON THE DEVIL!

[🔥💀おたく💀🔥 @doujeanne]

Yeah, I ended up spending, uh... a LOT of time with the old geezer.

Smells like moth balls, you know that?

Always saying something about his back.

[James Moriarty. @Mathemalignancy]

Hrm. (I didn’t know these summer spirit origins were such a commitment.)

Well, you already know the old man, right? James Moriarty, in his prime.

[𝐀𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐒 @KosmosAkhilleus]

//Using AI to generate “art” for FateRP will never be not funny to me. Especially if it’s for the Stay Night cast.

[🔥💀おたく💀🔥 @doujeanne]

🎄 Don't look at me like that! You're going to be Santa... in like two years, right!?

[🔥💀おたく💀🔥 @doujeanne]

Berserker, actually, but... eh. Same difference.

[James Moriarty. @Mathemalignancy]

You! Wait, not you. You’re the Avenger, right? Her alter…

[🔥💀おたく💀🔥 @doujeanne]

🎄 That's even worse! Don't slack off on these things!

[🔥💀おたく💀🔥 @doujeanne]

🎄 WELL YOU SHOULD'VE THOUGHT OF THAT BEFORE SUMMONING THE DEVIL!

[🔥💀おたく💀🔥 @doujeanne]

🎄 YOU'RE GOING TO GO HOME AND SUMMON ELMO ON THE TELEVISION IF I HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT IT!

[🔥💀おたく💀🔥 @doujeanne]

🎄 GOOD CHILDREN SHOULD NOT BE AT THE DEVIL'S SACRAMENT, ABIGAIL!

[🔥💀おたく💀🔥 @doujeanne]

You know, squirt, I think I like you a lot better when you're not an old geezer.

[James Moriarty. @Mathemalignancy]

Annoying. A narc. So self-assured in her righteousness that it's impossible to prod holes in her philosophy. The kind of woman a criminal despises.