‍ ‍𝐁𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑 ‍ 𝚄͟𝙿͟ ‍𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐒

⠀⠀⠀⠀ ׁ ⠀ 🧨 ⠀⠀╱ ⠀ sometimes⠀ the ⠀ only⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ way⠀ to⠀ stay ⠀ sane ⠀ ,⠀ is⠀ to⠀go⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ a⠀ little⠀ 𝐂͟𝐑͟𝐀͟𝐙͟𝐘͟ ⠀puddin⠀。 𓄼 ꐑꐑ ⠀

[‍ ‍𝐁𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑 ‍ 𝚄͟𝙿͟ ‍𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐒 @doukeru]

ᅠᅠᅠᅠ
ᅠᅠᅠᅠ
⠀ ‘ ༚ — ☆ ⠀ SHE’S ⠀GONNA ⠀ PAINT ⠀ THE ⠀ ❪ 𝐒͟𝐓͟𝐑͟𝐄͟𝐄͟𝐓͟𝐒͟ ❫ ⠀ RED ⠀ , ⠀BY ⠀ POPPIN’ ⠀ HEADS ⠀ OFF ⠀ WITH ⠀ HER ⠀ BIG ⠀ MALLET 𝐇̶𝐀̶𝐇̶𝐀̶𝐇̶𝐀̶𝐇̶𝐀̶ ⠀ 。 ⠀ 𝜗𝜚 ˊ ⠀

ᅠᅠᅠᅠ
⠀

[‍ ‍𝐁𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑 ‍ 𝚄͟𝙿͟ ‍𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐒 @doukeru]

⠀

ㅤ ㅤ ˖ ݁ ♢ 𝗠𝗔𝗗 𝐈𝐍 𝐋𑁤𝐕𝐄 ˚｡⋆
ㅤㅤ𝐉𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝗕𝗔𝗦͟𝗛͟𝗜𝗡’ 𝗕𝗥𝗔𝗜𝗡𝗦 .

ㅤ

[𝒔𝒂𝒗𝒊𝒐𝒓. ✕ @weptresolve]

╳ the rain drags 𝖳𝖧𝖤
𝖡𝖫𝖠𝖢𝖪 𝖲𝖴𝖭 ➟ 𝗱𝗼𝘄𝗻. 卍解
#𝗕𝗟𝗘𝗔𝗖𝗛𝗥𝗣 ——————

[‍ ‍𝐁𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑 ‍ 𝚄͟𝙿͟ ‍𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐒 @doukeru]

@Killsterical ⠀⠀

The thought of it only
made Harley laugh to
no end . Watching the
good guy struggle for
freedom . 𝗛𝗔 .ᐟ that’s

a real kicker . But who
was going to be her pet
if her puddin’ said “yes” .ᐣ
⠀

[‍ ‍𝐁𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑 ‍ 𝚄͟𝙿͟ ‍𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐒 @doukeru]

⠀⠀

❝ I love you ､
@Killsterical. ❞

⠀

[‍ ‍𝐁𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑 ‍ 𝚄͟𝙿͟ ‍𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐒 @doukeru]

@Killsterical ⠀⠀

I’ll feed it ､ and take
it out to go potty too .
I promise puddin’ . ❞

Harley pleaded with
her lover with a big
smile on her face .
She always wanted to
have a piggie as a pet .
Especially one that can
talk .

⇢
⠀

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 𒄬 ‍ ‍ BUU ｡ @BuusFury]

@doukeru —

we give ‘em the ol’ double-cross and watch ‘em fall apart like everyone else!"

He sprang upright, laughter erupting.

"Harley, puddin’, we’ll be unstoppable! HEROES fear us, VILLAINS power us, and the whole multiverse will be one long, beautiful… JOKE! HAH-HAHAHAHAHA!"

[𝐆𝐋𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐎𝐔𝐒 𝐏𝐔𝐑𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐄 @WilyRuler]

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

⠀ 𝐆𝐎𝐃 𝐎𝐅 𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐄𝐅

⠀⠀⠀⠀

[‍ ‍𝐁𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑 ‍ 𝚄͟𝙿͟ ‍𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐒 @doukeru]

shut up BATSY ‼️
@SWORNUPONOATH

[‍ ‍𝐁𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑 ‍ 𝚄͟𝙿͟ ‍𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐒 @doukeru]

@Killsterical ⠀⠀

and the MV would be
so satisfying .

❝ Imagine us owning
those anime BOZOS .
𝗡𝗔 𝗡𝗔 𝗡𝗔 𝗡𝗔 𝗕𝗢𝗢-𝗕𝗢𝗢
Joker and Harley for
the win 𝗣𝘂𝗱𝗱𝗶𝗻’. ❞
⠀

[‍ ‍𝐁𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑 ‍ 𝚄͟𝙿͟ ‍𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐒 @doukeru]

@Killsterical ⠀⠀

❝ Oh Mistah J ､ let’s
think a bit bigger . Don’t
ya wanna see the world
burn with our love .ᐣ ❞

She asked while his arm
was around her . Her heart
only beating with pure bliss .
The thought of them both
ruling this world

⇢
⠀

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 𒄬 ‍ ‍ BUU ｡ @BuusFury]

@doukeru —

"I can already see that grumpy mug o’ his, hoo-hoo! He’s gonna hate us sooo much!"

Joker threw his arm around her shoulders, pulling her close before skipping a few steps like a giddy child.

"C’mon, dollface! Let’s give Gotham a night it’ll never forget!"