Razmataz Doukeyshooz

reply guy. mascot enthusiast. go state

[Razmataz Doukeyshooz @Doukeyshooz]

RANKING EVERY MASCOT IN THE FBS

an alphabetical thread

[Razmataz Doukeyshooz @Doukeyshooz]

#50 AIR FORCE (nova & the bird)

nova is great on her own and could be top 10 (idk i havent looked at any other mascots yet) but the bird is weak. he looks like a bluejay. S tier + F tier = C tier

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@BarstoolBigCat can you grant brandons request to return to mississippi. this brain dead moron belongs in that shitstain of a state

[Brandon Walker College Football Show @BFWshow]

The Big 12 is getting too much love right now

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@InsideGamecocks @ScalleysBurnerr @CFBKings

[Razmataz Doukeyshooz @Doukeyshooz]

hey dipshit

the big 12 is finally getting the respect its due. texas is shitting its pants and id take houston over them no doubt.

ole miss? how bout old piss. tech over them any given sat.

miami has played no one. georgia lost to dogshit auburn. give the big 12 its flowers

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

“The Big 12 Conference is getting way too much love right now” -Brandon Walker

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@TopTierUtes $40mil rosters getting beat by $20mil rosters will level the sport out

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following 25 @appstate fans since i didnt back when i ranked yosef in the #official mascot rankings

what a dark horse yosef was. in a bracket of mascots i think he makes it to the sweet 16 easy. probably voted him too low but i was only like 4 mascots in

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@AF_Football @ZipsFB @AlabamaFTBL #20 APPALACHIAN STATE (yosef)

this guy fucks. ive never seen him before but what a man. he looks like paul bunyans best friend. i bet he bathes with 40 grit sandpaper. absolute unit.

@appstate

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following 25 @BarstoolAlabama fans today since i didnt back when i rated big al in the #official mascot rankings

i said what i said about your elephant. i dont regret it

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@AF_Football @ZipsFB #71 ALABAMA (big al)

explain to your kid why the crimson tide's mascot is an elephant. i told mine its because everyone in alabama is inbred and cant read. i know why but i dont think its a cool fun fact. also saban is a coward who quit coaching as soon as NIL hit

@AlabamaFTBL

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@JamesNaismith69

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following 25 @niu_barstool fans today since i ranked victor e. and mission in the #official mascot rankings.

does any other list have niu in the top 10? no. because they pander and dont actually put in the work. very impressed niu

thas some good boys

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@AF_Football @ZipsFB @AlabamaFTBL @appstate @ArizonaFb @TheSunDevils @BarstoolHogs @deactivatedwolf @ARMY @BarstoolAuburn @BarstoolBC @BG_Football @BuffsBarstool @BarstoolCal @UCBarstool @BarstoolClemson @CUBarstool @BarstoolCSU @barstoolUD @hen_ease @barstoolecu @barstool_fau @BarstoolFIU @UFBarstool @FSU_Barstool @BarstoolUGA @BarstoolGSU @PFTCommenter @BarstoolGT @IUBarstool @BarstoolUIowa @CycloneLarry69 @BUFootball @BarstoolKU @BarstoolKState @OwlsBarstool @BarstoolKSU @UKBarstool @SaintLUny @RaginReview @Latechstool @LSUBarstool @TheHerdsHeadset @TerpsCentral @willydgtg901 @BarstoolUMiami @Abelincoln @SDSTBarstool @NDSUBarstool1 #8 NORTHERN ILLINOIS (victor e. huskie & mission iii)

any team with a bulldog mascot should take note - you are dogshit compared to niu. a husky is a waaaay better dog and the costumed mascot was pulled off perfectly. im ranking them as high as i can

@niu_barstool

[Razmataz Doukeyshooz @Doukeyshooz]

@AF_Football @ZipsFB @AlabamaFTBL @appstate @ArizonaFb @TheSunDevils @BarstoolHogs @deactivatedwolf @ARMY @BarstoolAuburn @BarstoolBC @BG_Football @BuffsBarstool @BarstoolCal @UCBarstool @BarstoolClemson @CUBarstool @BarstoolCSU @barstoolUD @hen_ease @barstoolecu @barstool_fau @BarstoolFIU @UFBarstool @FSU_Barstool @BarstoolUGA @BarstoolGSU @PFTCommenter @BarstoolGT @IUBarstool @BarstoolUIowa @CycloneLarry69 @BUFootball @BarstoolKU @BarstoolKState @OwlsBarstool @BarstoolKSU @UKBarstool @SaintLUny @RaginReview @Latechstool @LSUBarstool @TheHerdsHeadset @TerpsCentral @willydgtg901 @BarstoolUMiami @Abelincoln @SDSTBarstool @NDSUBarstool1 #8 NORTHERN ILLINOIS (victor e. huskie & mission iii)

any team with a bulldog mascot should take note - you are dogshit compared to niu. a husky is a waaaay better dog and the costumed mascot was pulled off perfectly. im ranking them as high as i can

@niu_barstool

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RANKING EVERY MASCOT IN COLLEGE FOOTBALL

okay, I'm going to do these alphabetically so it could get a bit out of hand. also Wikipedia doesn't put a number next to the list of FBS schools and I don't know if any do not have a mascot or have more than 1

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@AF_Football @ZipsFB @AlabamaFTBL @appstate @ArizonaFb @TheSunDevils @BarstoolHogs @deactivatedwolf @ARMY @BarstoolAuburn @BarstoolBC @BG_Football @BuffsBarstool @BarstoolCal @UCBarstool @BarstoolClemson @CUBarstool @BarstoolCSU @barstoolUD @hen_ease @barstoolecu @barstool_fau @BarstoolFIU @UFBarstool @FSU_Barstool @BarstoolUGA @BarstoolGSU @PFTCommenter @BarstoolGT @IUBarstool @BarstoolUIowa @CycloneLarry69 @BUFootball @BarstoolKU @BarstoolKState @OwlsBarstool @BarstoolKSU @UKBarstool @SaintLUny @RaginReview @Latechstool @LSUBarstool @TheHerdsHeadset @TerpsCentral @willydgtg901 @BarstoolUMiami @Abelincoln @SDSTBarstool @NDSUBarstool1 #82 NORTH TEXAS (scrappy)
looking up these mascots I really tried to find the most flattering picture I can of them. a picture of them at their football stadium, in focus, from a good angle

didn't matter. Scrappy looks like he lost his kids and the divorce settlement yesterday

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@KStateFB

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@_sullivan0_ maybe it was us booing him on every touch

[Ryan Fitzpatrick @FitzMagic_14]

Just got off the phone with Aqib Talib…happy we were able to work thru our differences

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@AP_Top25 do you guys even watch the games?

[Bussin' With The Boys @BussinWTB]

THE NEW AP POLL IS HERE 🚨

Did they get it right after all of the chaos?

[Chad Fisher DNP @ChadFisher]

When there’s a 24 team playoff, a day like today will basically mean nothing.

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following 25 @ZipsBarstool fans today since i didnt do it back when i ranked zippy. still a big zippy fan and now that im deep into the rankings i dont think 26 was too high. possibly a top 10 CFB27 mascot mashup pick

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@AF_Football #26 AKRON (zippy)

fat kangaroo is a good mascot and zippy looks fine except for the shoes. the human shoes with everything else being a kangaroo is a bit odd. great name and points for originality

@ZipsFB

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@On3 FPI = Fulla Poop In-da-pants