Laminae Virgo Bacchanalia

60% legs 40% bitch 100% drama queen

[Greg O. @friendtecv]

Have you guys already claimed FRIEND yet?

[Laminae Virgo Bacchanalia @dourpenguin]

Anteaters walk among us

[Laminae Virgo Bacchanalia @dourpenguin]

If everyone was drunk; no one would be sober

[Laminae Virgo Bacchanalia @dourpenguin]

And I'd like it to remain in the past; as it belongs to the past

[Laminae Virgo Bacchanalia @dourpenguin]

The monopoly man and the Pringles mascot are either related or gay dating

[Laminae Virgo Bacchanalia @dourpenguin]

Straight sex should be illegal during pride month #noholdinghandseither #missmewiththathetshit

[Laminae Virgo Bacchanalia @dourpenguin]

I was such a messy bitch on here back in the day lmao. Kinda wanna get back into it

[Laminae Virgo Bacchanalia @dourpenguin]

I hate my hair

[Laminae Virgo Bacchanalia @dourpenguin]

Don’t shop there; they are homophobic trash

[Laminae Virgo Bacchanalia @dourpenguin]

As soon as I walked in wearing my rainbow scarf, the man at the counter denied service to me

[Laminae Virgo Bacchanalia @dourpenguin]

So there’s this really homophobic person who works at the sunny food store and he’s homophobic as shit.

[Laminae Virgo Bacchanalia @dourpenguin]

I want a big juicy pickle #dillvibesonly

[Laminae Virgo Bacchanalia @dourpenguin]

If you won’t put avocado on pizza, don’t even look at me

[Laminae Virgo Bacchanalia @dourpenguin]

Astral projecting while asleep may be more common than you think

[Laminae Virgo Bacchanalia @dourpenguin]

If you tried to message me on Instagram earlier tonight, hmu lmao

[Laminae Virgo Bacchanalia @dourpenguin]

I hope Mitch McConnell gets cucked

[Laminae Virgo Bacchanalia @dourpenguin]

I hope Mitch McConnell gets covid