Abigail

Mam, Wife, Moron.

[Abigail @DouseAbigail]

I’ve never met anyone called ‘Topsy’ in my life, yet there are at least 3 characters on @CBeebiesHQ with this name.
What are the illuminati trying to communicate???

[Abigail @DouseAbigail]

#GSDF24 Good luck to Joanie and all the kids from Brandling Primary school! We’re so proud of you, love Mama and Daddy

[Abigail @DouseAbigail]

Who actually was that though? #loveisland

[Abigail @DouseAbigail]

Good luck to Joanie from Brandling Primary School and all the little lions! We’re so proud of you love Mammy and Daddy. And a special Happy Birthday to Katherine!
#GSDF23

[Abigail @DouseAbigail]

@RoyalMailHelp Hello, please can you help with my parcel?
The tracking number is LY043143063LV.
It has been sat in the same place for a week and shows no sign of movement.
I support the industrial action, I just want to ensure my parcel isn’t lost and will eventually make it.

[Abigail @DouseAbigail]

@tompain100 @RoyalMailHelp Aah, this doesn’t bode well for my parcel which arrived in the country on the 10th and has sat at my local sorting office since the 13th then 😕

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Winnie. She's just sitting here watching you do your best, and she's so proud. 12/10

[Abigail @DouseAbigail]

@VANS_Europe same as others have said was waiting to use my discount code but it’s not working, can you help? Was supposed to work until midnight tonight

[Abigail @DouseAbigail]

@NoContextBrits @SophieGrahamX Boss, Beautiful Lady, Princess. All fine.

[Abigail @DouseAbigail]

@My_Metro But will we get a new musical?

[Abigail @DouseAbigail]

A new report by survivors of the Syrian regime’s most notorious detention facility, Sednaya Military Prison, exposes it as a death camp. Join me and ask your MP to stand up to the regime and its powerful ally Russia: https://t.co/RNSV8oGsDm

[Abigail @DouseAbigail]

@Spotify Obviously points of view, theme by the Blaboobidibayas.

[Richard Parry @_RichardParry_]

I’ve come up with an interim solution to the queuing issue to see the Queen’s coffin in Westminster, let me know what you think, it’s not perfect but I don’t see anyone else coming up with anything

[Abigail @DouseAbigail]

@salihughes Babes, have you heard of The Da Vinci code???

[Abigail @DouseAbigail]

@BritishGasHelp I’ve been trying to message via the app for weeks, everytime I try it says there’s no one available. All I want to do is change my direct debit date. Can someone please help me with this?

[Deb Hepplestone @DebHepps]

@GeorgePointon_ My then 5 year old came home singing a song about a Gorlock. When asked what this mythical beast was his 6 year old brother casually answered. ''That song. All things bright and beautiful the Gorlock made them all''

[Abigail @DouseAbigail]

About ten tweets in ten years. Time to celebrate ME!#MyTwitterAnniversary

[Abigail @DouseAbigail]

@My_Metro insanely hot on current service from Gateshead to airport. Heaters blasting and train packed- please resolve

[Abigail @DouseAbigail]

Can someone tell Anton that you’re supposed to do 2 positives and then a negative??? #Strictly2021 🙄

[Abigail @DouseAbigail]

@Ta_Lon Haagen Daaz

[Abigail @DouseAbigail]

Liberty is lush, and I’m no fan of Jake- but these reasons for breaking up are batshit. He was very obviously joking re the messy and photo comments. Truly she has never recovered from the film night comments and is reading too much into everything. #loveisland #jiberty