Sleepwalking Tweets

The largest collection of sleepwalking stories anywhere! Offering laughs or support if you need it. Got a story or question about sleepwalking? @ or DM me!

[Sleepwalking Tweets @dousleepwalk]

I've come to believe that people who are chill enough to talk about their sleepwalking with a random stranger are all around pretty wonderful people. And if wanting to associate with wonderful people is wrong I don't want to be right.

[gigi ⚢ @heslivie]

i sleepwalk/talk and once sent a “JESUS LOVES YOU” text in all caps to my friend at exactly 3:33am

[Shahad13🐍🫶 @shahadmajili]

@Coleidoscopes 🤣🤣🤣 my son got out of his room running screaming towards our room saying there is a giant penguin wants to eat him 🤣😭

[𝙰𝚆o𝙻 @Coleidoscopes]

@shahadmajili My now 12yo did something like that when he was 4/5. Screaming and jumping around the house in the pitch black because there was lava everywhere. Scared tf out of us but he was not in this world 😭🤣

[Kimmy @Kimmy268]

Loll🤣my mom said once I slept walked right into the kitchen once, opened the cookie 🍪 drawer, ate the cookie then marched my ass right back to bed 🛌🤣she asked me in the morning about it.. no recollection 🤣i think i still do wake up and look for a sweet snack in the middle of the night 🤣🤣🫶🏻🫶🏻

[Shahad13🐍🫶 @shahadmajili]

I have an embarrassing childhood story. I sleep walk and sleep talk. So one time I was sleeping and got up yelling “there’s a thief” and running in the house waking everyone up and everyone was looking for “the thief” while I went back to sleep. My mom woke me up scared asking me where the thief was and I was like WHAT?! 🤭💀

[Nick Ballz @NickBalazs]

I sleep walk. I have for years, but thankfully it only happens once or twice a year now. Apparently last night I was up and I poured a bottle of water into my house shoe😂Well it's better than when I was in high school and I got up and went to the bus stop at 3am lol #sleeping

[Capt. Martin Crieff @Candicelouise]

Per my husband, I was sleep-talking nonsense last night. In his sleepy confusion he asked me what I was talking about and I just got frustrated and told him “this actually isn’t any of your concern,” and then stopped talking to him lol

[Suz ☃️ @TheWaveDealer4]

So I woke up and was going through the freezer looking for an otter pop for breakfast, and the Spackle was buried in the bottom… Of. The. Freezer. 🤦‍♀️

So how’s your Monday morning going?

You can’t believe the things I’ve found out of place due to my sleep walking

[pika ^-^ @p1kA4A]

as a kid i used to sleepwalk in a way that when i was in a sleepover other parents were not able to tell that i was sleepwalking because i also talked like normal. Weird thing is i had a different personality too. I was most shy kid ever and in my sleepwalking i went at night to the parents bedroom (in friends house) when i was 8-9. opened the door and told them i had stomach issue. went downstairs to have glass of water and talk with them for almost an hour and went back while i would have never done that ever i couldnt even talk to rhem or say i was hungry in daytime. very strange and i did it weekly at home too

[William @was2sheets]

Me when I sleepwalk and kick you out if your bed

[Dea Ishak @eanishak]

My sleepwalking had me eating 3 bars of Chunky KitKat in the middle of the night while misplacing new earrings in the fridge. WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY SUBCONSCIOUS?!!

[Chasing ChaCha @ChasingCha_Cha]

I sleepwalk. One time, the police woke me up kicking in my neighbor's car door. There were 3 police cruisers with several officers trying to wake me up. It was terrifying. The more sleep deprived you are, the higher the risk of sleepwalking ✌🏽@CourtTV

[🌸brode🌸 @brodesdiary]

It’s so weird to think I used to sleep walk for a period of time when I was younger and then I just one day stopped?? Like why did I sleep walk in the first place? Why was I constantly trying to break out of my home at night??

Bodies are weird

[Matthew Rife @RifeTechnology]

This is embarrassing but funny. I sleep walk. And I don’t mean just sometimes. I sleep walk very often. Nothing crazy ever has happened. I will wake up sa staring at a wall, looking into the fridge, etc…until this morning. For some reason I decided stand on my couch. I woke up, lost my balance backwards, and landed in the sharp edge of the coffee table.
I also talk in my sleep. I have actual. Conversations. Not little words that nobody can understand

[ONeely Cruz @Neely711]

The only time I've ever slept walked I took off this Kool Aid shirt, put in the toilet and then came back and peed on my bedroom floor.

Merry Christmas 🌲❤️🎁

[Morgan @Helloimmorgan]

Sleep walking stories

1. My mom found me on the balcony one night about to jump off in my sleep

2. I would stand at the head of my moms bed and stare at her

Talk about a nightmarish child

[DAZED&ANXIOUS @DAZEDBUTANXIOUS]

Yall my poor cat 🤣 so I sleepwalk I have diagnosed parasomnia. Whelp today while I fell asleep for a short while my sleep self decides to pour a can of Dr Pepper on my sleeping cat 🤣🤣 I woke up quickly but pretty sure I traumatized him ☹️😆

[Chazz “The Bag” Michael-Michaels @SirDirtyRooster]

Apparently I sleep walk. Roomates caught me In the middle of the night verbally and physically reenacting helping slaves escape using the Underground Railroad. Relieved to know id be one of the good guys.

[chris 🦇 @chrsbrrrr]

Not me sleepwalking last night 🙃🤣 Kirsty woke up in the middle of the night to me standing in front of the tv apparently “waiting to get on the next ride” 🥹🎢